#1336

33

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:51 a.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, did you know that a few years ago we had a little problem with gypsy moths? There's only one way to kill 'em -- you gotta squish 'em! *Reenacts*

#1342

66

Jan. 15, 2010, 5:33 p.m.

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Whitacre: [Aristocrats running a city] would be as bad as me running a hospice! I'd just run around unplugging things!

#1344

33

Jan. 15, 2010, 9:12 p.m.

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Donaldson: What are you going to do if someone from 5th or 7th period asks you about the exam? Class: Say it was interesting Donaldson: No, you say, "Mr. Donaldson told us to tell you it was interesting" //proceeds to enact scenario

#1349

1111

Jan. 18, 2010, 2:14 p.m.

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Yordan (to intercom): I want security down here! This kid is making a lot of sarcastic comments!

#1355

66

Jan. 18, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Marut: His wife was having an affair with a 19-year-old. Swaney: That's legal.

#1356

1515

Jan. 18, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Swaney: Last night, I was having dinner with a Belgian. That's random. Well, he's not Belgian. He's a Swede, working in Belgium in Brussels for the EU. Except he doesn't work in Belgium. [...] He lives in Singapore, and he's moving to Cairo to represent Africa and Latin American in the EU. So I asked him, "You're moving to Cairo to travel to Latin America for the EU!?" [...] I know people. This is my life.

#1361

2424

Jan. 20, 2010, 9:54 a.m.

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//in his Gtalk status message Mr. Rose: Students: stop studying at 11pm and GO TO SLEEP!! Controlled experiments have clearly shown that performance drops substantially when you are sleep deprived. That I would never follow this advice myself is just further proof that it is wise and sensible.

#1362

66

Jan. 20, 2010, 9:59 a.m.

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Duval: I was thinking of getting Shirley a collar that says, "If lost, call Kamal."

#1364

1212

Jan. 20, 2010, 10 a.m.

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Duval: Want to hear me shout? Kaluta: Yes. Duval: HEY! //the whole class shuts up and stares at her Duval (to Kaluta): Pretty good, huh?

#1369

1313

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:05 a.m.

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Swaney: Did I tell you this? Fifteen years ago in Mexico, only 5% of people paid their federal income taxes. What the hell? How'd they even have a federal government? And who were those suckers who were paying the 5%?