#1236

33

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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Mr. Kabemba: Eventually you're gonna dump people and you're gonna be dumped on.

#1237

33

Dec. 20, 2009, 3:30 p.m.

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Eric: is it bad to use an external hard drive as a gyroscope?

#1242

66

Dec. 21, 2009, 4:17 p.m.

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//Students are clustered around the door waiting for the bell to ring... Dr. Simel: Hey guys, why are y'all bunched up over there?! You're gonna get, like, swine flu or somethin'! **mutters** Everyone breathin' on each other...

#1256

66

Jan. 4, 2010, 9:47 p.m.

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//Tribal leaders get drunk during bridge-building ceremonies in South America Whitacre: I wanna be the tribal leader...WE NEED MORE BRIDGES!!!

#1266

33

Jan. 6, 2010, 5:09 p.m.

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//Student takes out a graphing calculator while others are finishing a test... Dr. Simel: Hey, that's a nice pho...oh, it's a calculator. Never mind.

#1275

33

Jan. 7, 2010, 3:43 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...although by 1351 the Delhi sultanate had lost its hold over southern India, the enmity is still definitely... *pauses* Why are you all falling asleep? I'm not that boring! Really! I could be a lot more boring if I wanted to be.

#1276

1515

Jan. 7, 2010, 6:19 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is teaching Precalc and there is a sinusoidal on the board and the class is writing equations for it Stein: The easiest way to write it is with -cos x. Student: I used sin x. Stein: Why? That's just way more work. I mean, imagine how much of your brain you're using to do it that way. You could be thinking about other things with all that thinking...like you could be thinking about...boys. Or pickles. [...] Y'know, I really like pickles. There's this deli that I go to, they just have so many pickles. Everytime I go there I just get lots of 'em...

#1277

1212

Jan. 7, 2010, 7:31 p.m.

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*Rose is doing a proof* *Bell rings* 5 minutes later... Rose: Huh, maybe I shouldn't do that. Maybe I should...maybe I should... Student: Let us go. Rose: ...NO.

#1297

66

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...in order to hold power, what did they need to do? (students murmur) Right, they needed to convince people that the gods were behind them. So what did they do? They claimed that the gods spoke to them. Today, you hear god talking to you and you're crazy. In 3000 BC, you hear god talking to you and you're the new ruler.

#1298

33

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Ravilious: I'll spare you my singing voice because I do want you to stay in the room.