#1170

33

Dec. 15, 2009, 2:58 p.m.

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Whitacre: For those of you who are done, time's up. For those of you who are not done, time's still up.

#1171

66

Dec. 15, 2009, 3:35 p.m.

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Mikey: I just realized, you could replace "son of a biscuit" with "son of a bishop." A bishop's not supposed to have sons! Schafer: And biscuits are? [...] See, I can be pretty sure a biscuit won't have a son, but a bishop... eh.

#1173

33

Dec. 15, 2009, 3:37 p.m.

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Smith: Too many people read too much Internet and not enough book.

#1174

33

Dec. 15, 2009, 3:40 p.m.

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Whitacre: I'm opposed to technology. Jacob: You used the Promethean Board today! Whitacre: Joel, how well did I use the board? Joel: Not very well. Whitacre: By which he means sucked. Bzzt, sucked. If you had come here during 5B, you would've heard words you normally hear, but nobody can lay them out like I do!

#1177

66

Dec. 15, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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// The announcements burst on in the middle of chemistry Announcer: If you see someone in danger of starting a wildfire [cuts off suddenly] Peter: I don't know what to do!

#1186

33

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:25 p.m.

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// In a review game in Comp Gov Question: What's one consequence of [China's] one child policy? * momentary silence * Mr. Swaney: Scott Yu Class: * much amusement * Various students: He has a sister! Mr. Swaney: Oh, yeah...

#1188

33

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:29 p.m.

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//discussing Mr. Swaney's crazy State Department party/visit Mr. Swaney: So I'm talking to Mr. Schuster and Martha [Stewart] and I'm like this is the weirdest event I've ever been to... we go on buses to the State Department... and out walks Hillary Clinton...

#1192

33

Dec. 16, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Mrs. Sloe: Flower anatomy is very sexy.

#1201

66

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:36 a.m.

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//when Mr. Pham exits room 325, Mikey is at the board teaching //a few minutes later, Mr. Pham re-enters the room and Scott Lawrence is at the board teaching //Mr. Pham looks at Scott, confused, and then sees Mikey sitting down Pham (to Mikey): Are you guy brother? I walk in and think, you look different! But it not you. //Mr. Pham walks towards the back of the room, listening to Scott teach Pham: Guy, you both have the same voice, you know that? Mikey: We both have annoying voices!

#1231

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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// Nilay sticks a piece of tape with a smiley face drawn on it onto his ID Nilay: Like my ID? Piper: Young man, do not deface your ID. Nilay: Nah, i'm not defacing it. I'm refacing it.