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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Mr. Bustillos: I don't have any Imperfections, because I'm beautiful

#1105

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Dec. 8, 2009, 8:34 p.m.

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Wylie: The issue with Mr. Pham is he doesn't do a good Pham accent.

#1115

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Dec. 9, 2009, 11:31 p.m.

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//students are confused about forex Hinkle: Guys, I'm talking about what? Hard currency! That means I care about what? Dollars, Euros, yen... I don't care about what's happening with the Zimbabwe dollar, okay? There's nothing I can do with Zimbabwe dollars. Wendy: I would buy goats.

#1126

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Dec. 10, 2009, 9:22 p.m.

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Elizabeth: i'd offer to make the cookies, but im afraid they would turn out awesome

#1136

33

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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//Jordan complains when Pham advances a slide Pham: Why you not take notes? Jordan: I was copying it down! Pham: You supposed to do it faster!

#1141

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:58 p.m.

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Schafer: Here's the line *points*, Mario stepped over it *steps*, and Michael stepped back *steps back*, looked at it, and... *jumps about five feet forward*

#1143

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Dec. 11, 2009, 6:54 p.m.

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//Mrs. Partan brings a cake to Academic Team practice, and some people (Jacob and Mario) start taking thirds and fourths and fifths Mrs. Partan: I realize it would be easier just to bring in a ten-pound bag of sugar and a funnel.

#1148

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Dec. 13, 2009, 1:13 a.m.

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"But then you'll have the mailman's kids, and you don't want that." - Nevin, on not having sex if you don't want children

#1149

66

Dec. 13, 2009, 1:13 a.m.

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"Oh my god. Sesame Street is the best. None of this Barney crap." - Ms. Smrek

#1161

66

Dec. 14, 2009, 9:27 p.m.

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Gross: Yeah, [Maureen Dowd] was an office whore. Anyway,... //writes on board: scorned wh Gross: Err, no one saw that //quickly erases "wh" and replaces with "woman"