#1064

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Dec. 5, 2009, 4:06 p.m.

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Mr Freeman: I'm a delicate little flower.

#1073

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Dec. 7, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//In Study Hall, getting the class to shut up: Stein: Everybody! Work. Just do something. Ittai (to Alex C): You can do me next. Schafer (points to Ittai): You! No talking, ever again!

#1080

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts (to Kathryn): Play with the boys!

#1081

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:30 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Awww, isn't that sweet. The altos are sharing their cold.

#1083

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Michael, are you making fun of my problem set? Michael: It's not a problem set, it's a take home. Schafer: I hate so much everything about all of you.

#1085

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:36 p.m.

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Schafer: How do you get an elephant out of the grocery store? You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way." But there is no f in "way"!

#1087

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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Schafer: One day, you might say, I want to go back to Blair on Friday to say hi. You may have something to ask Mr. Schafer. Alumnus: You may be thinking, I wonder if he's wearing that same green shirt he wore seven years ago. //Mr. Schafer looks down at his green shirt Schafer: Hey, it means I haven't gained any weight! That's a plus.

#1089

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:39 p.m.

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Schafer: It gonna be a weee li'l tiny thing.

#1090

33

Dec. 8, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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Jacob: Mr. Stein, I heard about the SAT foreign language subject tests. Stein: I mentioned that two seconds ago! Stop stalking me, Jacob Hurwitz!

#1092

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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Schafer: That didn't sound good. Mario: You dropped a mirror. Schafer: Did it break? Mario: Yeah. Schafer: Seven more years bad luck! Shirley: Haven't you been teaching for seven years? [...] You just got yourself a renewal!