#1026

33

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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Whitacre: It's the woman's fault. We can stop there. The course is over. Thank you. //starts walking towards the door

#1030

33

Dec. 3, 2009, 4:29 p.m.

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//A slide from Dr. Simel's powerpoint... "Write the following 5 times, followed by a smiley face (smiley face not optional)."

#1031

66

Dec. 3, 2009, 4:31 p.m.

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Simel: Hey, can you guys in the back see? Back row: Um...yeah. Simel: Oh good. I wouldn't be able to see...my dog ate my glasses.

#1042

1111

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:09 a.m.

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Pham: You know [student]? He not doing any of the wuhk! Mr. Wolstein tell me that he not turning in the homewuhk. So Wolstein going and yelling at him. But also, I had him for the -- what you call? -- Chem R&E! He not doing the project at all! He just say, "this project stupid, I not doing it." Shirley: So did you tell him that he's stupid? Pham: No, why I doing that? Shirley: Because he insulted your project! Pham: No, but Wolstein yelling at him every day now.

#1054

33

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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//while looking at Eugene's comic of Infinitus fighting Captain Zero Stein: BOOM! BAM! SPLAT! POW! wait..they're walking away? Eugene: no, they're dead.

#1056

33

Dec. 5, 2009, 11:15 a.m.

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//People come in for the canned food drive Whitacre: What do you want? People: Canned food? Whitacre: Why would I have canned food? //They START advertising to the class People: So you should do this because there are people dying who need food. //When they leave Whitacre: Those were the worst salespeople...ever.

#1058

33

Dec. 5, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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//Talking about how we react to crises Whitacre: See, we try to act diplomatic. You see those guys on TV with hostages and we're all like "Would you please stop? We don't approve of that action." But what we're all really thinking is "I'm gonna kick the crap outta them!"

#1059

1212

Dec. 5, 2009, 11:24 a.m.

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//After someone claims to have studied, but failed Whitacre: See, that's like my uncle! He's like "I done studies good!" "Good, unc!" See why I wanted to stay away from that side of the family? Y'know, rednecks from Ohio... //Somehow, the conversation turns to drinking 2 gallons of Iced Tea Student: I don't drink that much! Whitacre: See, it's like my uncle again! "I don't drink too much!" Then you see him with a jug that's got a handle, full of moonshine, holds it up to his ear and it's like "I'm ready to pour! Git up on the tractor, I give you a ride!" Oh, God, see why I never trusted him?

#1062

66

Dec. 5, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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Lisa: Don't you get power from, like - Ms. Gross: Killing people? Yeah!

#1063

66

Dec. 5, 2009, 2:41 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: Alex, you NEVER shut up! Alex: YOU never shut up either! Gross: Yes, Alex, it's my JOB to sit up here and talk all day, duh.