#966

33

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:16 p.m.

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Student at Churchill (whom Mr. Prange taught): "Perfect acronym! Mom Kissed Dad 'Cause Marriage Meant New Porche"

#971

66

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:26 p.m.

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Prange: *slams a textbook on a table* I figured someone needed to wake up... maybe it was me.

#973

66

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:29 p.m.

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Sina: "Is it true that if you grow old enough you grow a second set of teeth?" Eugene: [annoyed] "They're called dentures"

#976

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Nov. 25, 2009, 8:48 a.m.

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//Whitacre is out and it's physics of music day Sub: So he told me to put on the video. But there are 2 videos here... //Picks up Star Trek by accident Sub: Wait, this has nothing to do with Mecca! Student: Yes it does...um...one of the characters is a...whats-it-called...Jew! //The 2 magnets in the room headdesk

#992

33

Nov. 25, 2009, 10:46 p.m.

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//talking about old Blair Hinkle: Once, we had a family of squirrels living in the ceiling. It wasn't so good when those squirrels died right above my classroom. We had a heating unit in the ceiling, too -- they were baking up in there, baby! Smelled awful. Had to cut a hole in the wall to get 'em out. [...] Then there was also the time we had the raccoon die in the wall next to my room.

#1001

33

Nov. 30, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Swaney: Now I'm afraid to say anything in this class because of BlairBash. //Swaney hits Jacob with a piece of paper as he walks by Gilad: You know that's going on BlairBash.

#1010

33

Dec. 1, 2009, 8:04 p.m.

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*middle of lunch and students are working on truth tables* *stein silently comes in the room* Stein: T T T F T T F F T T F F T F F T F F Stein: *leaves the room*

#1012

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Dec. 2, 2009, 4:18 p.m.

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//Mr. Vlasits is talking about America during World War I Student: Wait, so were the Alien and Sedation Acts the same as this Sedation Act? Vlasits: Uh, well, first of all, its the Sedition Act, not the Sedation Act. Sedation is putting people to sleep. You know, like we do here in school.

#1018

33

Dec. 3, 2009, 12:38 a.m.

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Pham: Hydrogen peroxide only react with the blood... Go home, if you have nothing to do - Class: Cut yourself!

#1025

33

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you think sex will be the core of your marriage, then don't get married. Just have SEX!