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Nov. 15, 2009, 6:44 p.m.

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Schafer: I saw that, that was Snoop Dogg! Student: Since when is Snoop Dogg white? Schafer: That guy was white? Student: His name is Jon Lajoie. Schafer: Oh yeah...I've heard of him...Jon Lajoie...doesn't sound educational! Student: umm... Schafer: Do your work!

#861

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Nov. 17, 2009, 9:32 a.m.

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//Stein is looking at Kris's drawings of Captain Zero and Infinitus Stein: Woah, that guy is awesome! I'd leave my wife for him!

#880

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Nov. 18, 2009, 6:03 p.m.

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Whitacre: So the retake or make-up or whatever is an essay. Student: What if we're taking it for the first time? Whitacre: IT'S AN ESSAY! Student: What if we do bad and need to take it again? Whitacre: Sure, I'll give you another essay! I'll give you essays until you cry!

#882

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Nov. 18, 2009, 6:34 p.m.

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Mr. Freeman: If I tried to make a salad, I would burn it.

#894

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Nov. 19, 2009, 2:22 p.m.

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Warren: You know what doesn't make sense? Duval: Chickens! They don't make any sense at all.

#900

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Nov. 19, 2009, 8:20 p.m.

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//Talking about a problem involving a torus Stein: It's the donut problem! I really hope this has infinite surface area like Gabriel's Horn. Then instead of eating it, I can just lick it forever. Student: Lick it? Stein: You know, lick the glazing, whatever!

#913

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Nov. 23, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Eric Wan: I'm going to my happy place! Warren: I'm going to bomb your happy place like the Japanese bombed Pearl Russia

#944

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Nov. 23, 2009, 7:44 p.m.

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Pham: “You listen to Mr. Rose? Where you left your brain?”

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Nov. 24, 2009, 8:20 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: How you spell Zbarsky? Jacob and Shirley (in perfect unison): Z-b, a-r, s-k, y. Jacob: We were perfectly together! Mr. Pham: You guy supposed to be brother! Shirley: Frick and Frack!

#948

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Nov. 24, 2009, 8:21 a.m.

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//during a linear algebra test Mr. Pham: If you doing the homework, you get at least a *pause* C.