#12778

1616

Dec. 19, 2023, 10:06 p.m.

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Gus: Mr. Schafer, you’re looking positively dripped out today Mr Schafer: Exactly! I’m trying to bring a bit of rizz to my classes

#13225

1616

March 21, 2024, 9:12 a.m.

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Smolen: Bollywood had enough people to cast the Montagues and Catapults. Smolen: I've been so traumatized by Shakespeare that I will never say their names correctly.

#13250

1616

April 2, 2024, 3:15 p.m.

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Smolen: You need to stop breathing.

#13406

1616

Aug. 28, 2024, 9:49 a.m.

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Ostrander: "You may notice a writing assignment. It's short, about 400 to 500 pages." Ostrander: "...I mean, words."

#13423

1616

Sept. 4, 2024, 7:46 a.m.

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Pd. 1 ESS Lodal: I don't like being part of this fascist regime that makes us wear school IDs.

#13514

1616

Dec. 6, 2024, 9:52 a.m.

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// Some kid turns in his Our Town book a quarter late Mr. Clay (Jesting): I know it's hard to part with.

#13557

1616

Feb. 16, 2025, 5:10 p.m.

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rose's microwave store (counting lesson) Rose: I got an employee named Kirk. Rose: He has to do what I say. Rose: I tell Kirk: 'Go down to the basement and check on those microwaves that came in last night.' Rose: My lackey Kirk Rose (making an order for Lodal): How many ways can Kirk go into the basement and make a shipment of size 4 that consists of only good microwaves? Rose (about Sahu): We don't like him and we don't fear him. He has is own troubles with the law and won't complain. Rose: We're going to give him two bad microwaves and he can't do anything about it.

#8266

6161

Sept. 4, 2019, 7:46 a.m.

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//Toy alarm rings in the hallway Schafer: It must have been an awesomeness detector that got too close to me.

#8928

6161

Jan. 24, 2021, 2:06 p.m.

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//Bracklinn's family is away for the weekend Bracklinn: I turned the thermostat down to 50 F Ethan: Why would you do that Bracklinn: Power corrupts

#7770

5858

Nov. 29, 2018, 6:13 p.m.

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//Sloe pd 2 Sloe: how many people here are vegetarians? *no response* Sloe: How many people here don't eat red meat? Ayush: me Sloe: do you eat white meat? Ayush: no Sloe: do you eat any animal meat? Ayush: no Sloe: so you're a vegetarian? *Ayush nods slowly* Sloe: well good morning to you...