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April 19, 2023, 4:53 p.m.

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Rose: "I am drunk with power after evading the fire marshall. I feel like I can do anything."

#11781

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April 24, 2023, 2:45 p.m.

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Rose: it took me like ten years to learn how to teach this properly. but now I’m perfect. Rose: give me a minute I just need to remember what the hell I’m doing

#11790

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April 26, 2023, 1:40 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: I one went to Tajikistan for 2 months for… various reasons *later* Mr. Rose: Tajikistan is like the one former soviet country that the US has never messed with because they have no resources so there’s nothing to steal.

#11818

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May 8, 2023, 9:44 p.m.

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Seat: I asked my students what caused a huge population boom in Europe... Seat: And they all said "sex"!

#12029

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Aug. 31, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Smolen: "This will be a death to the match! ...I mean, a match to the death!" Ricky: "Why not slapboxing?" Smolen: "No, no. That is Week 2 material."

#12278

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Oct. 10, 2023, 10:18 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: stop flirting with my cousin!

#12388

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Oct. 24, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Avika: My grades are more important than people dying.

#12406

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Oct. 26, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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Smolen: “So seconds, what’s the punishment if the firsts trod over you guys?” Hannah Y: “We… throw them into a fire!” Smolen: “Yes! Cook the s’mores!“

#12487

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Nov. 8, 2023, 10:43 p.m.

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// Lodal is eating a type of snack called jacks Lodal: I don’t know why they’re called Jacks Jack: I don’t know why I’m called Jack either

#12705

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Dec. 12, 2023, 9:18 a.m.

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Fus, over the intercom: And if you're wondering what our senior class president will be wearing for graduation, so am I! If you see them in the hall, remind them to pay for their cap and gown!