#8610

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Sept. 10, 2020, 12:59 p.m.

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Stein: I'm going to quit. I'm going to call up Ms Johnson and say, "The students won't say self, I quit."

#7930

5656

Feb. 8, 2019, 9:58 a.m.

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//aoa Gonzalez: Who here has Spanish after this class and has a quiz? *a third of the class raises their hands* Gonzalez: Would it help if I gave the lecture in Spanish? //later Gonzalez: I had all this vocabulary because my parents would always yell at me in Spanish. That's why I'm very good at angry Spanish.

#7981

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March 4, 2019, 4:09 p.m.

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//Complex, discussing analytic functions //Schwartz writes "Analyticity" on the board Joseph: If there's analyticity, then what about analytize? Schwartz: ... I am now hesitant to coin terms based off the word "analytic", because it contains a word... that appears on your transcript. About 5 years ago, I had this student named Teddy. He convinced me to use the word "analicious" to denote being happy about a function being analytic. He totally knew what he was doing, but I was completely unaware and kept saying it for 2-3 weeks.

#8503

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Feb. 13, 2020, 10:56 a.m.

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//millikan's oil drop experiment Schafer: he basically had excel anyways, he had a lab journal and a grad student

#8615

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Sept. 16, 2020, 8:41 p.m.

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//advanced geometry back to school night //mr rose is teaching the parents proofs in geogebra Mr Rose: Stay with me, class!! *remembers it's not a class* Mr Rose: Woo! Stay with me, not class!!!

#9016

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Feb. 19, 2021, 10:08 a.m.

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David Attenborough: The orchid's mimicry is so convincing and enticing, that sometimes a flower will attract a whole scrum of sex-crazed [wasp] suitors. //Documentary cuts to wasp orgy Charlotte: It's like the stairwells at Blair

#11304

5656

Dec. 9, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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Street; You see, I'd be worried about getting fired... Street: But I'm trying to get fired

#7782

5555

Dec. 4, 2018, 7:47 a.m.

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Gonzalez: I don’t need to make MCPS look bad, they do it themselves.

#8492

5555

Feb. 6, 2020, 1:14 p.m.

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Rose: What's the kinda like wise... Rose: *pauses* Rose: I can curse, right? You guys are half way to juniors? Rose: Anyway, what's the kinda like wise-ass answer that works?

#9553

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Dec. 8, 2021, 11:27 a.m.

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> Quiz hasn't been graded after 3 weeks Student: I'd like to know my grade on the quiz Rose: Yeah, me too buddy