#3691

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Oct. 19, 2011, 4:49 p.m.

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Teacher: It's hard to soar like an eagle when you're a turkey.

#3707

88

Oct. 25, 2011, 9:02 p.m.

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//While Japanese student visitors were in class Mogge: Como se dice "Book" in Japanese?

#3731

88

Nov. 1, 2011, 10:01 p.m.

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Fowler: So, class, I have a bit of a terrible confession to make...I've fallen a little bit in love with Rihanna.

#3753

88

Nov. 5, 2011, 11:40 p.m.

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//beginning of the year Radina: Ughhhh...Rose takes so many points off on quizzes! He's like ...like... Rose: Yeah. You took the quiz-20 points off!

#3757

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:48 p.m.

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Swaney: So here is the money from all these countries in a bowl. Pass it around. (pauses) Don't be "ghetto". (rolls eyes) None of these bills are worth anything anyways. Actually, the most one bill is worth is, like, 20 bucks. I couldn't spend all my money, because I had to leave the country. Student: Is that from the time they chased you down with a helicopter and led you away with machine guns?

#3779

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Nov. 14, 2011, 10:20 a.m.

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Rose: So let the equivalence relation here be "made out with", and if you look at any two objects, then you'll see they made out with each other. So this is like, a movie about teenagers.

#3793

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Nov. 18, 2011, 9:54 a.m.

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//Templin is subbing in jazz band Templin: Now, saxes, any half step key change is important. This one especially. In this instance, you can either stand there and knock their socks off, or you can stand there with your pants at your socks. //Class laughs confusedly Jack: Who says you can't do both?

#3825

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Dec. 1, 2011, 9:27 p.m.

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Intercom: Pardon the interruption, could you send Jacob K. down to the main office? Dvorsky: Sure, but he'll be missing crucial information that- Intercom: Of course, he's not in trouble or anything, well, he might, but not with me, and...[trails off] Dvorsky: Did she just ignore me?

#3866

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Dec. 23, 2011, 7:38 p.m.

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Intercom: Mr. Swaney? Mr. Swaney: Yes? Intercom: Can you send Sara Shonkwiler down to the main office for just a few minutes? Mr. Swaney: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Intercom: Thank you. // Sara leaves.

#3956

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Feb. 14, 2012, 5:29 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney:  It's talk like a pirate day! Becky: It's play with fire day? Mr. Swaney: Thats every day at Blair.