#3958

88

Feb. 14, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

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Thomas: May you have short T-Rex arms and never masturbate.

#4000

88

Feb. 27, 2012, 12:06 a.m.

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//9th Period Ravilious Ravilious: Wait where was I? We never get anything done. What is going on over there? //North side of class starts barking Ravilious: I am afraid of being alone with you guys.

#4012

88

March 1, 2012, 7:32 p.m.

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//Going through bureaucracy chapter in NSL random girl walks in Girl: Anybody got a pencil? //Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at her for a good 15 seconds Girl: Sorry. //She leaves and class resumes

#4053

88

March 21, 2012, 1:12 p.m.

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Duval: That room is very hot . Billy: Really? I never found it that attractive. Duval: What? Billy: You said that room is hot... Duval: Oh yeah (wink) Every time I go in that room I go rayerrr (sexy cat claws)

#4120

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May 3, 2012, 3 p.m.

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Sub for POE: I'm gunna jump out of here like a Kangaroo

#4196

88

Sept. 13, 2012, 10 p.m.

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//During a test in world Moose: *laughs* Student: What? Moose: ISN'T SCHOOL *FUN*? Class: ... Moose: Yep. Yep, it is.

#4216

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Sept. 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Stein calls on Maya Stein: YES. Maya Q. Davis! Maya: What? Stein: Isn't your middle name "Q?" Maya: ...no. Stein: My whole life is a lie!

#4298

88

Nov. 12, 2012, 2:34 p.m.

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Conor Brennan: (talking about donating blood) Be sure to always give 100%.

#4342

88

Dec. 9, 2012, 9:14 p.m.

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//Discussing fanny packs John: It's my magnet toolbelt! Sankar: Magnet toolbelt, not magnet tool belt. There's a big difference.

#4382

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Jan. 9, 2013, 12:15 p.m.

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//Talking about misspelling the name Brian as Brain Termini: One time I had a student whose name was "Brain".  His parents spelled his name wrong on his birth certificate and decided to just go with it.