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June 7, 2011, 10:56 p.m.

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Donaldson: ... and James carries a meter-stick with him at all times. (pauses) It's a pocket meter-stick.

#3489

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Aug. 31, 2011, 5:10 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem Pham: So next semester in Analytical Chemistry, I teach for 4 to 5 weeks. Then you guys break off. You know what I do then? Katelin Montgomery: Play on your Nintendo 3DS. Pham: Yea, I play with this thing. [gets out his iPad]

#3541

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Sept. 12, 2011, 4:51 p.m.

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// Ittai runs in late to Study Hall after Pham takes attendance Ittai: Mr. Pham, I'm here. I was taking a piss. Pham: [shakes his head] // Sid and Ostrander walk in Ostrander: These two are tardy unexcused cause you know why? They were heading in the other direction with a girl. Students: Blown! // Ittai and Sid talk Ostrander: And now they're arguing over the girl.

#3562

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Sept. 16, 2011, 10:02 a.m.

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//Instructing the saxophones in Jazz Ms. Roberts: Saxophones, look at measure 86. So the other day, a hummingbird flew by my house. They're so cool! They flap their wings so fast you can't see them! So, same concept.

#3566

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Sept. 18, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Klein: Take out a portable writing surface that you can turn in. Otherwise known as a slice of paper.

#3589

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Sept. 21, 2011, 11:31 a.m.

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Matt: I put the Mission Impossible theme on my alarm clock. That way, when I wake up every morning, I feel really epic.

#3599

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Sept. 24, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

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Bob: To get to the other side. Why did the neutrino cross the road?

#3634

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Oct. 4, 2011, 1:44 p.m.

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Rajan: Today's Monday right? No, wait, it's Tuesday. Pham: It's Tuesday? Are you sure? Class: Yeah, definitely. Pham: Oh No! I forgot my homework! I have 40 pages to read by tonight!

#3672

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Oct. 13, 2011, 12:53 p.m.

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//Gross shows an engraving of Hester and Pearl from Scarlet Letter Aaron: The A is in the wrong place! //Gross puts hands on chest Gross: What are you talking about? It's right here! Aaron: That's not her bosom! That's her chest! Gross: That's what bosom means!

#3687

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Oct. 17, 2011, 11:02 p.m.

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Theresa: I still read Blairbash once in a while. Things have gone wild around here since I left. It's because I'm not there to soak up all the craziness. //later Theresa: I'm a crazy sponge.