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April 13, 2011, 5:46 p.m.

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// during Thermo Schafer: You know that recently, a lot more people have started to pronounce "turbine" tur-bin? Urg, last time I checked, a tur-bin is a form of head wear. A tur-BINE is the thing that spins.

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April 17, 2011, 9:53 p.m.

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Rose: Where's Jason Hyoon? Other people: Jason Hyun! Jason Ma: He's only been here for eight years! Eli: Really? He must be pretty stupid!

#3314

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May 5, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Theresa: No! Don't touch me, or I will go Nuclear Surprise on your ass!

//Her group's Thermo energy source topic was "Nuclear Surprise," picked specially by Schafer. //We decided Nuclear Surprise could also be a food... or a badass ninja move, apparently?

theresa, nuclear_surprise

#3357

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May 12, 2011, 4:54 p.m.

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//doing an AP problem about tea Stein: Biscuits? Tea and biscuits? What do they think we are, British? WHAT FLAG IS OVER THERE ON THAT WALL? Biscuits.

#3369

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May 15, 2011, 6:15 p.m.

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Schafer: Optical densities. 1.00 for air. 1.33 for water... //goes on and on Sarah: Oh, he's good. He knows all those constants. Schafer: Oh I know constants. Some of you go home and watch Pokemon, but I go home and read constants.

#3386

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May 19, 2011, 2:18 p.m.

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//During PuzzlePalooza, working on a puzzle James: Hey guys! We need someone who doesn't know how to use a computer!

#3396

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May 20, 2011, 4:23 p.m.

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Theresa: Don't mess with Asians, or I'll put the BAM in bamboo!

#3413

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May 25, 2011, 2:15 p.m.

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Thomas: Last year, there were some kids in my 7th and 8th period who smelled like they were smoking pot somewhere. Neil Dalal: Oh yeah! like the tennis courts down there! Thomas: Wait, how do you know that? Neil Dalal: Well, I got offered some.

#3423

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May 28, 2011, 1:48 p.m.

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//Talking about NASA and how they invented calculators Teacher: Who do you think invented the calculator? Student: You? Teacher: Of course not. If I had invented the calculator, do you think I would be sitting here right now teaching you kids while staring at this ugly thing?

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June 6, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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// at the start of 4th period Thermo Schafer: I heard that there's going to be a fire drill soon. Students: Really?! Schafer: Why are you so excited? It's like missing free time.