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⚐ ReportStudent: Are we supposed to memorize that? Pham: Memorize?! I never tell you memorize anything! All these years I do never memorize, you guy know that by now? Including the name. When you were ninth grade, when do I start know your name? Students: ..? Pham: NEVER! Minas: You knew my name when you started making fun of me. Andrea: You knew Michael and Rajan's names because you kept yelling at them.
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⚐ ReportPham: You generate plenty of steam come out your mouth! Shakib: Yeah, like this morning I made a lot of steam. It was really cold. Pham: NO it was not cold! What are you, wimp or something?
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⚐ ReportStudent: You know what I don't get Mr. Whitacre? Other Student: Life! Whitacre: Who said that? (student identifies self) Good!
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⚐ ReportSwaney: Richard, why are you late again? Richard: Because the rent is too damn high!
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⚐ Report//After asking Adrian to buy an ad in the music program: Andrew: You just asked a black person if he had a business. Adrian: I have a business. It's called staying out of jail.
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⚐ ReportGrossman: Everyone, turn on the mood lighting. [suggestively] C'mon, let's get in the moooood.
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⚐ ReportFreeman: One's named Trig, and one's named Trip. I can't tell which is Palin's, and which one's Bristol's. I also think there's one named Tacklebox.
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⚐ Report//the day before thanksgiving Whitacre: The holidays suck. And now we're at that time of year, so I'm gonna leave you with a role model. *puts on House*
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⚐ ReportRose: (swings arms back and forth) This is the most fun I have ever had in my entire life!!!
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⚐ ReportScott: No, it's not working! Just because the screen is full of errors does not mean it's working!