#2320

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:45 a.m.

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//teaching logic Mr. Rose: I will marry someone only if they are rich, but what if I can't find anyone rich, like if I live in PG County or something?

#2335

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Oct. 9, 2010, 12:16 p.m.

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Stein: Who has coins in their pockets? I need about twenty coins. I'm poor. This is how I pay for my family's dinner.

#2358

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Oct. 14, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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Stein: This is another one of those things that's like having a baby.

#2362

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Oct. 14, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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Pham: Where Tommy? Nilay: ...he's not in this class. Pham: Oh.

#2375

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Oct. 19, 2010, 3:35 p.m.

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Roth: I have to sneeze. //Goes in the hall and sneezes very loudly Roth: I'm derivative. I mean, I'm delirious. I mean, I'm allergic to derivatives.

#2383

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Oct. 20, 2010, 5:47 p.m.

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Teacher: If you use that as an eraser one more time, I'll erase your nose.

#2423

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Oct. 27, 2010, 8:36 p.m.

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//breaking into groups Rose: We are going to have a draft. You can pick the boy you have a crush on, you can pick guys that are good at logic, or you can pick people who eat smelly sandwiches.

#2424

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Oct. 27, 2010, 8:38 p.m.

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//learning binary Rose: We have a base ten system for ONE reason....*creates suspense* WE ARE MONKEYS.

#2435

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Oct. 28, 2010, 9:27 p.m.

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// A student inquires about the "subject" field on a ScanTron form Student: What's the subject of this test? Whitacre: It's your future. Student: Should we write that down? Whitacre: You don't have one!

#2441

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Oct. 29, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Student: What is your sexual orientation? Other Student: VIDEO GAMES.....definitely video games!!!