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Dec. 17, 2010, 5:39 p.m.

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//Rose is talking about hyperbola Rose: So if you're in a hyperbolic room .... JACK PUT YOUR PANTS ON!!!

#2701

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Dec. 20, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Austin H: Hey, guys, what's the Universal Application? Neel K: It's like the Common App, but it works on Mars.

#2725

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Dec. 23, 2010, 8:48 p.m.

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McHale: Why did you punch me? I gave you brownies. Tatyana: It was an affectionate punch.

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Jan. 3, 2011, 8:58 a.m.

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//the joys of Honors English 12 Stelzner: Winter break is really going to suck next year. You know why? Christmas is on a Sunday and New Year's is on a Saturday, so it's just going to be those five days. You seniors have it really lucky. Student 1: Not me, 'cuz I'm not gonna graduate. Student 2: Oh damn, me neither!

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Jan. 7, 2011, 8:06 p.m.

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Mr. Giles: I don't want you eating donuts consecutively for three hours because I think you might, um, die, but, anyway....

#2856

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Feb. 2, 2011, 4:57 p.m.

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Daniel: [In Las Vegas] there was a strip club right across from the day care... it said "Ifs, Ands, and Butts."

#2859

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Feb. 2, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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Prange: She has this memory as a little kid of grandma going apeshit over french fries.

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Feb. 2, 2011, 6:02 p.m.

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Pham: You know what happen when scale become negative? You tear it! Ashu: You mean tear it? *makes paper tearing gestures* Pham: NO! You don't rip up scale and throw it in trash can!

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Feb. 9, 2011, 5:03 a.m.

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//Students walk into chem and see balloons and matches (they heard from previous classes that Pham was going to burn balloons) Student: Mr. Pham, what are you going to burn? Pham: YOU!!! I'm going to take this and stick it down your throat!

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Feb. 11, 2011, 8:40 a.m.

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Hammond: Bocce is like curling, but with balls. Student: Curling takes balls.