#2158

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Sept. 20, 2010, 1:12 p.m.

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Khoa: You don't need clothes in a game!

#2172

88

Sept. 21, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Sophomore: Will we burn anything in theoretical physics? Nils: Your minds.

#2179

88

Sept. 22, 2010, 10:18 p.m.

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Anderson: I saw some hands up here... they were blossoming, but now they're dead.

#2181

88

Sept. 22, 2010, 10:20 p.m.

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Shirley: Do you use vector queues? Freshman: No... Shirley: Good, 'cause they don't exist.

#2218

88

Sept. 28, 2010, 7:06 p.m.

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Whitacre: Don't anticipate failure, just enjoy it when it happens.

#2234

88

Sept. 30, 2010, 8 a.m.

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//Duval walks into 3D Graphics Everybody: Hi, Ms. Duval. Stephen: Hello, Stephen/Stephanie. Everybody: What? Stephen: Oh, that's the unborn baby's name. //Duval shakes head.

#2246

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Oct. 2, 2010, 8:49 p.m.

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Whitacre: Yeah, sociopaths... you can tell they usually have no conscience about anything, no feelings. I know early on, ladies, that sounds just like guys in general, but, you know, give 'em a chance. If they want to put a puppy in a microwave, it's time to call the cops.

#2258

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Oct. 3, 2010, 6:29 p.m.

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Gross: We don't have NSL in New Jersey. We don't care about that stuff.

#2265

88

Oct. 4, 2010, 9:54 a.m.

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Polina: Tennis balls aren't green! (Pause) Polina: Wait, they are.

#2271

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Oct. 4, 2010, 7:43 p.m.

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//About the Celts Whitacre: Hey, I'm short on money. Let's go sack Rome.