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June 9, 2010, 10:14 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: Alright functions, I finished making your final. There are a LOT of questions on it; it's incredibly huge. I'm not even sure you'll finish. Class: Mr. Rose, why don't you just take some questions off of it? Mr. Rose: No, that's crazy. I'll just make you guys start the final the day before.

#2033

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Aug. 31, 2010, 9:10 p.m.

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Pham: Who know flow-chaht? Come on, who know it! Students: (silence) Pham: If you know say no, if you yes say yes! Students: ???

#2046

88

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:55 p.m.

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//before taking attendance Whitacre: If you're sort of in the Witness Protection Program, let me know.

#2048

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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:57 p.m.

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Matt (to Mr. Moose): Why do you speak Russian? Moose: Ah! Because I spent one year in California...

#2050

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:26 p.m.

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Pham: The teacher who teach ninth period get extra money like twelve dolla fifty. Student (sarcastically): That's a lot of money! Pham (earnestly): Yeah, it is!

#2058

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Sept. 3, 2010, 1:46 p.m.

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Austin: Hey Dumb Cao, what are you doing? (puts hand in epoxy right as he says dumb)

#2076

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:14 p.m.

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Pham: Ninth grade, they feel very offensive when somebody call them stupid.

#2100

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Sept. 13, 2010, 8:13 p.m.

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Whitacre: Kids grow up to be adults, which isn't much of an improvement. You think adults are great? Call me 20 years down the road, it'll be like "Mr. Whitacre, you were right, life sucks!" I was a kid once, I'm an insider.

#2104

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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//Poetry in English class Student: Wow, that's ironic! Stelzner: The irony is that this isn't ironic -- it just sucks.

#2106

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Sept. 15, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Pham: Okay, this distill water........ you not supposed to blow dry hair while you take shower, you guy know that, right?