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⚐ ReportAlex Contreras: Can an M16 cut down a tree? Mr. Moose: No, but an M60 might. //Goes on to show off his knowledge of guns...
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⚐ ReportSwaney: You know what I think our next crisis will be? A global computer virus that knocks out all computers. Jacob: The good news is, our traffic computers are so old, they wouldn't get the virus! Swaney: No, Chloe controls the traffic lights. On 24, Chloe can tap into the traffic lights. Chloe can tap into anything! //silence for a few seconds, then a few students start to snicker Swaney: *pauses, then realizes what he just said and laughs* DON'T PUT THAT ON BLAIRBASH!
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⚐ ReportMs. Duval: Anywho, look at the problem statement. How long is it? Aaron Burger: Three inches?
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⚐ Report//Rose evaluates integral using Riemann sum (long way) and then using FTC 2 Rose: And hot damn, it's the same answer.
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⚐ ReportStein: I don't think doing this proof helps you understand the battle of superheros
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⚐ Report//Pham is explaining the formation of bonds in a certain solution Pham: So when it in water what it do? Such easy question, who ask this! From here there are ions, and you just have random grab. Class: *laughs* Pham: What? What WRONG wit you guys, why you laughing at everything...? Student: Why is it random crap? Pham: NO! *spells out "GRAB" on board*
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⚐ Report//Simel showing a cause/effect powerpoint Student: Why is there a dragon? Simel: Cuz dragons are cool.
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: Well basically, I got my job because of this program. Mr. Walstein loves talking about the importance of directrices in conics. So when I showed him the several Geometer's Sketchpad program of directrices and conics that I had conveniently made before, he didn't yell at me.