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⚐ ReportHinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to a lot of places. And there is very few things that I haven't eaten. I've eaten things that I've caught, that I've trapped, that I've fished for, that I've shot... people say, "Hinkle, you ate that?" And I say, "yup!" Student: Roadkill? Hinkle: Yeah. Groundhog's not that bad. [...] Ya know, it's like you're hunting except you gotta kill it with your car.
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⚐ Report// Kids are talking over Ravilious Ravilious: Really, I'm such a talented ventriloquist. I can get six or seven voices coming out of my mouth at the same time.
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⚐ ReportPham: You guys need to be learning good study habit! I never had to study past eleven o'clock. Only time I stay up until four in morning is when play video games! I not studying, though.
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⚐ ReportRoberts: -talks about jazz music theory to class- Will: -cell rings- -answers cell- Hello? Roberts: -stops talking and stares at Will- Will: -to phone- Oh, ok. -to Roberts- This is important. I have to take this call. Roberts+class: -still staring at Will- Will: -gets up- This is important. -continues talking on phone and leaves classroom- Roberts: What was that about? Rest of trumpet section: -shrug- Roberts: -continues teaching-
#1661
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⚐ ReportAnderson: We are going to examine and interpret every instance of Edna's intense passion...so take out your notes and we will embark on this adventurous journey...because that is exactly what you want to do on a rainy afternoon...the day after daylight savings...because absolutely none of you are tired.
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⚐ ReportRajan: Oh, Mr Kaluta, you're Japanese? Mr. Kaluta: I'm not Japanese. The better teacher is Japanese. Rajan: Oh, you're just a bad white teacher? Mr. Kaluta: Yeah, I'm a bad white teacher. Wait, no, you guys got all the answers right, so I'm a good teacher! Rajan: Not necessarily. We may just be good students. Mr. Kaluta: I'm going to strike you. Rajan: Mr. Kaluta, we are not in a catholic school from the 1850's! Mr.Kaluta(equipped with a high pitched voice and hand gestures): Hold out your hand! * hand strike down *
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⚐ Report//There is preemptive decorating in case Schafer wins for best teacher Schafer: So I can just look to the back and see a huge "Congratulations". If I look left, I see another sign. Student: What about the sash? Schafer: Right, so I have this sash now! (puts it on) I was gonna have a tiara, but I never got it! Gilad: You should wear the sash to the awards ceremony! Schafer: Yeah, I'll wear a sash and a tiara to the awards. Act all prom queenish and stuff.
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⚐ Report//We were talking about labor supply, which led to labor unions, which led to teacher unions, which led to teacher licensing, which led to this. Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, guess what was the hardest licensing test I ever took. Student 1: Driver's license? Hinkle: Nooo, no. Student 2: Teaching license? Hinkle: Nah. It was my captain's license. Students: What? Hinkle: Ya know, boat captain. Students: You were a boat captain!?! Hinkle: Yup. Student 3: What's the biggest that your boat can be? Hinkle: 100 tons //Later he explained that they accidentally gave him the 100 ton test instead of the 12 ton test, but he passed anyway
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⚐ Report//Pham lectures the freshmen on the importance of primary sources Pham: You need to be having more primary sources! You know every time someone get some information from somewhere and publish it, there always error! ...It like if somebody have duck, and when you tell bunch of people eventually story changes, and you not have duck anymore! You have monster! Monster with one eye! Student 1: Or you have a chicken! Pham: You lucky if you have chicken! Chicken and duck look alike. Student 2: What? No they don't! Pham: They both birds! Student 2: A dock isn't a bird! Pham: I not say dock I say duck!