#3540

1010

Sept. 12, 2011, 9:45 a.m.

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Swaney: Turkey isn't giving up their territory to the Turds... the Kurds! The *Kurds*!

#3552

1010

Sept. 13, 2011, 8:42 p.m.

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Bosse: So what was it you were doing on your free time, Jennifer? Searching for sperm?

#3686

1010

Oct. 17, 2011, 8:55 p.m.

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Rose: Man, Japan is so advanced! They have these things, they have really fast trains, and they have toilets that shoot water at you.

#3693

1010

Oct. 20, 2011, 2:51 p.m.

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Billings: Evan proposed that.... Mr. Kaluta: Wait what? Evan proposed to you?

#3699

1010

Oct. 24, 2011, 6:18 a.m.

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Lodal: So, I identify as a nerd...

#3738

1010

Nov. 2, 2011, 9:01 p.m.

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Donaldson: So the star's pulsating is constant. Sort of like a heartbeat. Well, except for fluctuations during exercise...or passion...

#3751

1010

Nov. 5, 2011, 8:32 p.m.

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//Right before a quiz, genetics class is talking about how Albert is always absent on quiz days Viju: Albert loafs soo much, like this one time... Albert (pops up out of nowhere): HI, VIJU! //Viju falls over

#3789

1010

Nov. 17, 2011, 10:25 a.m.

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//At youth and government, Jeremy as chair Jeremy: Is there any debate on the floor? //Milo raises hand Jeremy: Chair recognises the delegate with the really feminine girly hair

#3860

1010

Dec. 20, 2011, 2:28 p.m.

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//Talking about North Korea Mr. Moose: There is a small percentage of North Koreans with cell phones,cameras, and internet access, and they are the only crack of light for a tightly-locked regimented country. Student: OCCUPY NORTH KOREA!

#3881

1010

Jan. 7, 2012, 12:04 p.m.

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Philip: You're legally an adult, though. Scott Lawrence: I shouldn't, but I am.