#3889

1010

Jan. 12, 2012, 11:48 a.m.

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Abir: I will not be a slutty penguin!

#3922

1010

Feb. 1, 2012, 2:18 p.m.

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//Learning about the Squeeze Theorem Rose: So this goes by many different names: The Squeeze Theorem, the Sandwich Theorem, the Prisoner Theorem Patrick Shan: The threesome theorem

#3949

1010

Feb. 9, 2012, 8:29 p.m.

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// Mr. Bustillos is talking about bullies, and how he always got beat up as a kid.   //A random teacher enters Mr. Bustillos: Did you get beat up as a kid? Random Teacher: Nah...(shakes head) Mr. Bustillos: (suprised) Really?  I thought all boys got beat up. Was it just me? //He turns to other teacher Mr. Bustillos: Did you? Other Random Teacher: Not really... //Mr. Bustillos then asks all the guys in the class if they've been beat up.  They all say no Mr. Bustillos: Landon? Landon: Psh, I'm a basketball player. I'm the one doing the beating.

#3978

1010

Feb. 18, 2012, 1:13 p.m.

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M-E: Boolean Algebra: It's all about untying the nots.

#3990

1010

Feb. 22, 2012, 6:43 p.m.

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//A Code Red comes on during 3rd period gym telling everyone to go to a secure location. Hoelman: Everybody to the girls' locker room. Guys: YEAHH!!

#4091

1010

April 18, 2012, 10:14 a.m.

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Daniel: Can I watch you rip your pants off again? Henok: Only the first time's free.

#4099

1010

April 23, 2012, 2:48 p.m.

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Evan: I'm so hungry. Jason: You could drink that bottle of starch solution.. Evan: It would be sort of like eating a potato. Jason: Drinking a potato. Samantha: That's what the Irish do. Evan: The Russians, actually.

#4108

1010

April 26, 2012, 4:47 p.m.

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//Manesha's sleeping in world Moose: Are you on drugs? Manesha: No... Moose: Then why were you sleeping? Manesha: I was ...tired? Moose: Are you sure? You're eyes are red

#4136

1010

May 15, 2012, 6:43 p.m.

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//Helping Rose grade papers Hannah T.: Y'know, this really makes me want to become a teacher. Rose: (laughs) Wait...I hope you're kidding.

#4151

1010

May 22, 2012, 6:35 p.m.

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//Hyperbolic Trig-(ch) Stein: So you need to call me Mr. Stein-ch.  Sachin is Sachin-ch. Avikar: What if your name is Daboom? Stein: Then you'd be Daboom-ch.