#3696

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Oct. 20, 2011, 6:44 p.m.

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Mr. Mogge: While you fill in your answers on the scantron with your right hand, use your left hand to cover up your paper so people can't see your answers. And when you're done, flip the paper over and then you can use your hands to do whatever you want! [Pause] Except don't because I would get in trouble.

#3772

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Nov. 10, 2011, 7:35 p.m.

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Lodal: Now, there's a rule that applies here. In general, people are stupid.

#3856

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Dec. 18, 2011, 9:13 p.m.

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//On Klein's blog; document lists "KLEIN!" in some places Student: What does "KLEIN!" mean? Klein: It is Dutch for handsome and god-like in appearance.

#3863

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Dec. 21, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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//Sophomore Secret Santa Hannah He: Hey look! My secret santa person thingy got me coffee! Surabi: Wow, they know you so well. Hannah He: Oh my god! I'm so excited! Coffee coffee coffee... Surabi: That person made a very bad choice.

#3921

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Jan. 31, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

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Stein: There are a lot of temptations in the world, like donuts.

#3995

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Feb. 23, 2012, 4:39 p.m.

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//After a long lecture Bosse: Well class, that wasn't too bad, was it? Looks like a few of you dozed off, though. //Goes on to point out a few who did Bosse: To be honest, I dozed off during that too.

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March 28, 2012, 9:04 p.m.

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//AP Lang, Isaac just got a book for someone else Mr. Horne: Isaac, did you just get a book for him? That was awfully nice. Isaac: ...MY LAST NAME IS FRIEND.

#4081

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April 12, 2012, 2 p.m.

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//Mr. Horne had just been talking about someone who suggested eating babies. Patrick: What's wrong with eating babies? Thomas: It's killing them which is the bad part. //When conversation ends Patrick: Now I'm hungry.

#4184

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Sept. 4, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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Hinkle: Back in the day, Coke introduced what they called "New Coke". I hated it so much, you know that? Student: Why, because there was no cocaine in it?

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Dec. 9, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

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(Speaking in an anecdote) Mr. Klein: So when my wife was planning her wedding- Liam (Interrupting): Wait a minute, planning HER wedding? Not OUR wedding? //Pause Klein: Oh. Well, I showed up and did what they asked me to do!