#3995

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Feb. 23, 2012, 4:39 p.m.

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//After a long lecture Bosse: Well class, that wasn't too bad, was it? Looks like a few of you dozed off, though. //Goes on to point out a few who did Bosse: To be honest, I dozed off during that too.

#4071

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March 28, 2012, 9:04 p.m.

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//AP Lang, Isaac just got a book for someone else Mr. Horne: Isaac, did you just get a book for him? That was awfully nice. Isaac: ...MY LAST NAME IS FRIEND.

#4081

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April 12, 2012, 2 p.m.

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//Mr. Horne had just been talking about someone who suggested eating babies. Patrick: What's wrong with eating babies? Thomas: It's killing them which is the bad part. //When conversation ends Patrick: Now I'm hungry.

#4184

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Sept. 4, 2012, 6:38 p.m.

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Hinkle: Back in the day, Coke introduced what they called "New Coke". I hated it so much, you know that? Student: Why, because there was no cocaine in it?

#4340

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Dec. 9, 2012, 7:52 p.m.

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(Speaking in an anecdote) Mr. Klein: So when my wife was planning her wedding- Liam (Interrupting): Wait a minute, planning HER wedding? Not OUR wedding? //Pause Klein: Oh. Well, I showed up and did what they asked me to do!

#4374

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Jan. 4, 2013, 6:36 p.m.

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Avikar: Ashu, that's as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle. Ashu: Wait, but that's useful if you smoke, right?  I don't get it.

#4536

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May 14, 2013, 9:34 p.m.

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//Rose's gchat status after AP NSL test Rose: Anyone in my 8th or 9th period that didn't come to class today after the AP, you are dead to me.

#4801

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March 20, 2014, 3:53 p.m.

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//Pham explains why lab notebooks are important Pham: So you guy know that guy move to New York? Michelle: Gautham? Pham: Yeah, him! So his school, they send mail asking how many hours lab experience he have. You know what I do? Get lab notebook, look through, send reply saying 1600 hours. //Class erupts Pham: Guy, guy, guy, guy. You think they believe me? I mail them notebooks too.

#4829

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April 4, 2014, 2:55 p.m.

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//Pd. 7 Schafer quantum. The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was covered during the previous class. //Mike leaves the room right before pd. 7 starts to look for his backpack. Schafer doesn't realize this. //1 minute into class: Schafer: Wait, where's Mike? Eric: He went to look for his backpack. //Mike comes back without a backpack. Schafer: Where'd you go? Mike: I went to look for my backpack and I still don't know where it is. Naeem: Wait, isn't it right there? [Points to backpack.] Mike: Oh yeah, thanks. Student: That's like Brownian motion. Schafer: How is it like Brownian motion? Mike: Wait, no. It's like the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I knew _exactly_ what its momentum was, so I didn't know where it was. Schafer: Yeah, true. He knew _exactly_ how fast it was going, so he couldn't have had any idea where it was. //A few minutes later, Schafer calls on Mike to explain something. The tables in the classroom are unusually arranged, so Mike can't get to the front of the room. Schafer: Yep, I set up these tables like that _just_ so you couldn't get to the front of the room. //Mike succeeds in getting to the front of the room. Mike: Oh yeah? Well I just thwarted your plans! //Schafer throws Mike a marker, but throws it badly intentionally, that way Mike can't catch it. Mike doesn't come close to catching it. Schafer: Ha! What now‽ Mike: To be fair, I knew exactly how fast the marker was travelling.

#5186

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Sept. 16, 2014, 8:44 p.m.

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//Angel gives Alex some money for debate fees Pham (to Alex): You pimp or something?