#5233

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Oct. 26, 2014, 5 p.m.

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//AP Lang is discussing The Scarlet Letter Anderson: Let us make it clear. Why does Hester have to wear the letter A again? Student 1: She's an adulterer. Anderson: Clearer! Student 2: She cheated on her husband! Anderson: Don't hold back! Isaac: She a ho! Anderson: Exactly! *laughs* She a ho!

#5310

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Dec. 11, 2014, 5:08 p.m.

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Mr. Klein: "Ok guys, get to work. It's column-reading time, not snow-watching time." Student 1: "Snow?" Student 2: "Snow?" Class: "SNOW?!" \\Entire class looks out the window and just notices that it's snowing

#5323

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Dec. 16, 2014, 8:25 p.m.

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Paul: I once went to an ugly sweater party. But I didn't have an ugly sweater, so I took a normal sweater and pinned pictures of ugly celebrities to it. Like Steve Buscemi and Lindsay Lohan's mug shots. //laughs Paul: And another time, I went to a party dressed as Santa Claus. Then everyone came up and asked me if I was Indian Santa Claus. I was like, why can't I just be regular Santa Claus?

#5325

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Dec. 17, 2014, 12:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: So the last component doesn't depend on u. You don't matter... Oh wait, u doesn't matter

#5372

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Feb. 2, 2015, 4:46 p.m.

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Adam: You see, it's a fair trade. Girls get breasts and guys get breast pockets.

#5378

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Feb. 10, 2015, 1:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: You may not burn things. Let me amend that. You may not do that without supervision. Kusal: Does Mr. Pham count?

#5402

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Feb. 24, 2015, 11:41 a.m.

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// Mr. Rose is fuming about missing multiple functions classes and he is now yelling about the kids who are going to AMC for the second time Mr. Rose: Who are you going to listen to, me or Eric Neyman??? You should listen to me; I'm taller than him!

#5529

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Sept. 8, 2015, 6:16 a.m.

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// Over Gmail Raphael: Eyob, can I have you for lunch? Raphael: I mean, can I meet with you during lunch today?

#5557

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Sept. 28, 2015, 7:28 p.m.

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//P Chem, first semester Pham: I don't yell this semester, I save my voice for next semester.

#5746

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Jan. 28, 2016, 8:51 a.m.

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// Lunch at Science Bowl Regionals Pham: (Gestures to paper bag lunches) These so much waste of paper! Look at all those throw away. Laura: You could save them and use them as gift bags... Pham: Ha! Gift? You don't know me!