#3469

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June 14, 2011, 11:26 p.m.

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Stein: Any rock could do that. Well, any reasonably smart rock could do that. Most rocks could do that.

#3572

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Sept. 18, 2011, 8:01 p.m.

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Anderson: I used to pick on students randomly, but then someone said, "That's not random, that's arbitrary." So now I use a random number generator. Thomas: It's pseudo-random.

#3600

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Sept. 25, 2011, 12:50 a.m.

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//Enoch at MIT admissions office meeting Enoch: So, I'm thinking of computer science research/development. Is there anything you could tell me at MIT that shows your computer science success? //Guy at MIT looks up from his book Admissions: We created the internet.

#3619

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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// During Math Phys, Schafer tries writing NASA upside down on a rocket picture. Schafer: Does that look like NASA to you? Student 1: No... Student 2: Looks like ASAN... Student 3: ASAN...? Student 4: Omar...? Class: OMAR AHSAN!!!

#3694

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Oct. 20, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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Evan: I met Mr. Rose's new girlfriend. Manesha: That's so cool! Evan: Yeah. They both have the same nose!

#3696

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Oct. 20, 2011, 6:44 p.m.

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Mr. Mogge: While you fill in your answers on the scantron with your right hand, use your left hand to cover up your paper so people can't see your answers. And when you're done, flip the paper over and then you can use your hands to do whatever you want! [Pause] Except don't because I would get in trouble.

#3772

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Nov. 10, 2011, 7:35 p.m.

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Lodal: Now, there's a rule that applies here. In general, people are stupid.

#3856

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Dec. 18, 2011, 9:13 p.m.

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//On Klein's blog; document lists "KLEIN!" in some places Student: What does "KLEIN!" mean? Klein: It is Dutch for handsome and god-like in appearance.

#3863

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Dec. 21, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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//Sophomore Secret Santa Hannah He: Hey look! My secret santa person thingy got me coffee! Surabi: Wow, they know you so well. Hannah He: Oh my god! I'm so excited! Coffee coffee coffee... Surabi: That person made a very bad choice.

#3921

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Jan. 31, 2012, 8:04 p.m.

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Stein: There are a lot of temptations in the world, like donuts.