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April 11, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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Schafer: So did any of you read your horoscope today? Ittai: Well, I DID read it one time and it said that I would find something good in an unusual place.  So I looked at my ass in the mirror.  But all I saw was crap!

#3227

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April 12, 2011, 11:27 p.m.

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Rose: I need a seat. Who looks skinny? Random Student on Bus: You can sit on my lap Mr. Rose! Rose: (shakes his head) Mmmmm we'll talk about that later.

#3400

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May 20, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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Intercom: Mr. Kaluta? Is Samantha Sch...is Samantha there? Kaluta: Samantha who? Intercom: Uh...I can't say her last name.

#3455

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June 10, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//Graduation practice //The girls' caps & gowns are white, the guys' are red Mark (jokingly): Man, these guys trying to make us think they're Klan members? Danderson (laughing): What does that make us, communists?

#3458

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June 10, 2011, 5:59 p.m.

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Grossman: I have just one word of advice for the next two years of high school...don't date! Issac: Are you preaching one night stands?

#3469

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June 14, 2011, 11:26 p.m.

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Stein: Any rock could do that. Well, any reasonably smart rock could do that. Most rocks could do that.

#3572

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Sept. 18, 2011, 8:01 p.m.

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Anderson: I used to pick on students randomly, but then someone said, "That's not random, that's arbitrary." So now I use a random number generator. Thomas: It's pseudo-random.

#3600

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Sept. 25, 2011, 12:50 a.m.

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//Enoch at MIT admissions office meeting Enoch: So, I'm thinking of computer science research/development. Is there anything you could tell me at MIT that shows your computer science success? //Guy at MIT looks up from his book Admissions: We created the internet.

#3619

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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// During Math Phys, Schafer tries writing NASA upside down on a rocket picture. Schafer: Does that look like NASA to you? Student 1: No... Student 2: Looks like ASAN... Student 3: ASAN...? Student 4: Omar...? Class: OMAR AHSAN!!!

#3694

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Oct. 20, 2011, 2:52 p.m.

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Evan: I met Mr. Rose's new girlfriend. Manesha: That's so cool! Evan: Yeah. They both have the same nose!