#3045

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March 7, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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//loud yelling is heard from the hallway Voice: You da ho!  YOU DA HO! Schafer: Alright, that's it.  I'm heading out there! *exits and stands in front of door* Student: So is he just gonna intimidate them into stopping or what... //Schafer reenters after it gets quiet Student: So who was the ho? Schafer: As it turns out, there was a whole argument about that.  However, they used some strong language during their debate which will not be repeated.

#3060

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March 10, 2011, 9:09 p.m.

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Pham: If you Asian and you want to lose weight, it very easy. All you do is stop eating the rice!!! You lose 40 pounds in 2 days!

#3088

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March 15, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Gross: Psychoanalysts could consider Fitzgerald to be compensating for something when writing about GATSBY'S HUGGEEEE MANSION. Student: That's a fallacy. Gross: Actually, it's a phallicacy.

#3126

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March 22, 2011, 8:24 p.m.

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Medley (Duval's sub): Mutations can occur because of radiation, like ultravelvet [sic] light and nuclear radiation. You know a lot of radiation is happening because of the earthquake in Chiner. Class: You mean Japan? Medley: You know what I meant, they're the same thing.

#3140

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March 24, 2011, 4:19 p.m.

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Bob: Our trebuchet added the most fuel to the fire 'cause it had a book of fun. Thomas: The book of fun is extremely ironically named. Jason: It's ironic 'cause it has a staple!

#3216

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April 11, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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Schafer: So did any of you read your horoscope today? Ittai: Well, I DID read it one time and it said that I would find something good in an unusual place.  So I looked at my ass in the mirror.  But all I saw was crap!

#3227

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April 12, 2011, 11:27 p.m.

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Rose: I need a seat. Who looks skinny? Random Student on Bus: You can sit on my lap Mr. Rose! Rose: (shakes his head) Mmmmm we'll talk about that later.

#3400

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May 20, 2011, 6:23 p.m.

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Intercom: Mr. Kaluta? Is Samantha Sch...is Samantha there? Kaluta: Samantha who? Intercom: Uh...I can't say her last name.

#3455

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June 10, 2011, 4:09 p.m.

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//Graduation practice //The girls' caps & gowns are white, the guys' are red Mark (jokingly): Man, these guys trying to make us think they're Klan members? Danderson (laughing): What does that make us, communists?

#3458

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June 10, 2011, 5:59 p.m.

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Grossman: I have just one word of advice for the next two years of high school...don't date! Issac: Are you preaching one night stands?