#3542

44

Sept. 12, 2011, 5:28 p.m.

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Student: Sorry, my poster's kind of big... Klein: It's OK, size doesn't matter!

#3576

44

Sept. 19, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: It seems the more I talk, the more people have to pee!

#3597

44

Sept. 23, 2011, 4:20 p.m.

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Anderson: So those of you who didn't know about the Protestants and Catholics, time to get aboard the knowledge train. Toot toot! Sharon: I need tickets.

#3675

44

Oct. 13, 2011, 10:49 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Well class, I don't have a Promethean board in my room. I guess MCPS must have run out of funding. Joel: But the health teacher has one!

#3722

44

Oct. 28, 2011, 10:13 p.m.

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//Student sees Demma carrying wilted flowers in hallway Student: Demma, what are those from? //Demma pauses to study flowers and contemplate an answer Demma: OVARIES! //Demma walks out without explaining

#3780

44

Nov. 14, 2011, 4:47 p.m.

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//Student is asking Street about his 3-view drawing Student: So is it okay if the "top" drawing is below the "side" drawing? Street: No, that's not okay! Student: Well, what if I turn it on it's side like this? Street: No, that looks retarded!

#3792

44

Nov. 18, 2011, 7:54 a.m.

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Richard: He has two monocles! Thomas: You mean glasses?

#3868

44

Dec. 25, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? //Pause. Student panics. Student: Can I? I really need to go... Whitacre: Yes. Go before tragedy ensues!

#3880

44

Jan. 6, 2012, 12:16 a.m.

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//Students are complaining about the heat in his room (and homework) Grossman: Well when you hang with the devil, its gonna get hot! //Class laughs

#3912

44

Jan. 25, 2012, 8:14 p.m.

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//Going to POE for the first time Patrick Shan: This class is going to be loafity loaf loaf. Kaluta: Alright guys! Take out a paper and pencil, we're taking notes today!