#3675

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Oct. 13, 2011, 10:49 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Well class, I don't have a Promethean board in my room. I guess MCPS must have run out of funding. Joel: But the health teacher has one!

#3722

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Oct. 28, 2011, 10:13 p.m.

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//Student sees Demma carrying wilted flowers in hallway Student: Demma, what are those from? //Demma pauses to study flowers and contemplate an answer Demma: OVARIES! //Demma walks out without explaining

#3780

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Nov. 14, 2011, 4:47 p.m.

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//Student is asking Street about his 3-view drawing Student: So is it okay if the "top" drawing is below the "side" drawing? Street: No, that's not okay! Student: Well, what if I turn it on it's side like this? Street: No, that looks retarded!

#3792

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Nov. 18, 2011, 7:54 a.m.

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Richard: He has two monocles! Thomas: You mean glasses?

#3868

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Dec. 25, 2011, 10:16 p.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? //Pause. Student panics. Student: Can I? I really need to go... Whitacre: Yes. Go before tragedy ensues!

#3880

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Jan. 6, 2012, 12:16 a.m.

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//Students are complaining about the heat in his room (and homework) Grossman: Well when you hang with the devil, its gonna get hot! //Class laughs

#3912

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Jan. 25, 2012, 8:14 p.m.

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//Going to POE for the first time Patrick Shan: This class is going to be loafity loaf loaf. Kaluta: Alright guys! Take out a paper and pencil, we're taking notes today!

#3917

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Jan. 26, 2012, 5:41 p.m.

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//Stein and Schafer are arguing about foot-pounds again. Stein: We teach math in this vacuum in which we don't give a sh*t one way or another.

#3986

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Feb. 21, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

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//Talking about essays Freeman: Some you guys do very well until you take a wrong turn into a dark grammatical alley.

#4030

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March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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James: If they called it "Ancient Structures that May Not Have Been Made by Aliens," who would watch it??