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Jan. 26, 2012, 5:41 p.m.

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//Stein and Schafer are arguing about foot-pounds again. Stein: We teach math in this vacuum in which we don't give a sh*t one way or another.

#3986

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Feb. 21, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

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//Talking about essays Freeman: Some you guys do very well until you take a wrong turn into a dark grammatical alley.

#4030

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March 13, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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James: If they called it "Ancient Structures that May Not Have Been Made by Aliens," who would watch it??

#4035

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March 13, 2012, 9:09 p.m.

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Teacher: [Teacher], you've got one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel!

#4057

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March 22, 2012, 9:07 p.m.

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//In jazz band, trumpets finish playing Julian: Man, I don't know about the rest of these gumps but the trumpets NAILED IT! Templin: Yeah, you nailed your coffins shut, maybe.

#4089

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April 17, 2012, 11:15 a.m.

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//Before the tornado drill, Rose had been looking for where we go; Donaldson walks in. Donaldson: Hey, do you have that list of where we need to go? Rose: Yes, I actually just had it up. For once I am not clueless!

#4125

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May 6, 2012, 10:19 p.m.

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//Explaining why books in English class are depressing Gibboney: Most great writers are hermetic alcoholics.

#4135

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May 15, 2012, 2:53 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: (Observing the lack of enthusiasm from the class) The usual freaks aren't here! So you remaining freaks need to step it up.

#4287

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Nov. 1, 2012, 9:19 a.m.

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Pham: Wait, how is I have more students than I is supposed to have?

#4311

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Nov. 19, 2012, 9:51 a.m.

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//Discussing dairy after eating ice cream Jeremy: Whole milk isn't even good enough, I'd like to just breast feed off of a cow.