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⚐ ReportWhitacre: You've got a question AGAIN? Jean: I was just wondering about Muhammed... Whitacre (reading Jean's paper): Muhammad was an Egyptian slave? Where on Earth did you get that idea? Jean: Oh, it said that in the book. Whitacre: Really? Show me! Oh wait, you can't! I mean, come on, you've got two Muslims sitting right there! Just ask them for the answer! Jean: But it do say- Whitacre: No it doesn't! Stop being stupid!
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⚐ Report//In a powerpoint about Tsar Peter //Pictures of feet appear on the slide Mogge: What does this tell us about Peter? Student: He had a foot fetish? Mogge: No, that's Mogge...Okay, moving on!
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⚐ ReportStein: It seems to me that there are two types of convergence, HHHNNRRURGH converging and weasel converging. This one converges... Student: LIKE A MAN! Stein: Yes, exactly.
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⚐ ReportPorac: I hated the "thee, thou" crap. Who was that guy? Oh yeah, Shakespeare. I read the Cliff's Notes, and that was still the only time I almost took drugs in high school.
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⚐ Report//Linda walks into class (late with crutches) Class: Awww, what happened? Ms. Dvorsky: What, it's not like she got a concussion.
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⚐ Report//First class after spring break; students are talking in class Ravilious: I didn't tell anyone to be quiet for 10 days; I almost didn't survive the experience!
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⚐ ReportSwaney (to teacher next door): How you doing? Other teacher: It's greeeaaat! Swaney: This is why you don't drink in the morning! Other teacher: It wasn't that much... Swaney: All I drink is black coffee!