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April 11, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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Porac: I hated the "thee, thou" crap. Who was that guy? Oh yeah, Shakespeare. I read the Cliff's Notes, and that was still the only time I almost took drugs in high school.

#3245

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April 15, 2011, 11:38 a.m.

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//Linda walks into class (late with crutches) Class: Awww, what happened? Ms. Dvorsky: What, it's not like she got a concussion.

#3262

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April 26, 2011, 5:04 p.m.

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//First class after spring break; students are talking in class Ravilious: I didn't tell anyone to be quiet for 10 days; I almost didn't survive the experience!

#3274

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April 28, 2011, 3:40 p.m.

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Swaney (to teacher next door): How you doing? Other teacher: It's greeeaaat! Swaney: This is why you don't drink in the morning! Other teacher: It wasn't that much... Swaney: All I drink is black coffee!

#3279

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April 29, 2011, 5:41 p.m.

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Porac: I'm on crack! Didn't you notice?

#3320

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May 5, 2011, 10:33 p.m.

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Swaney: Hah, yeah, I bought a Mike Vick head for my dog to chew on.

#3418

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May 26, 2011, 10:39 p.m.

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Rose: I just have really crappy skills.

#3542

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Sept. 12, 2011, 5:28 p.m.

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Student: Sorry, my poster's kind of big... Klein: It's OK, size doesn't matter!

#3576

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Sept. 19, 2011, 4:46 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: It seems the more I talk, the more people have to pee!

#3597

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Sept. 23, 2011, 4:20 p.m.

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Anderson: So those of you who didn't know about the Protestants and Catholics, time to get aboard the knowledge train. Toot toot! Sharon: I need tickets.