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Feb. 22, 2011, 9:54 a.m.

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Jack: It's pretty easy. I've done it a million times. Well, not a million, but like 6.

#3017

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March 3, 2011, 8:35 a.m.

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Sid: Gucci Mane? Is that a search engine?

#3066

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March 11, 2011, 9:37 p.m.

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//Discussing Katy Perry Templin: Nah... Katy's not bad. She's good for looking at certain types of pictures.

#3073

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March 12, 2011, 11:07 p.m.

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Bosse: Who did Endoplasmic Reticulum? Austin: My group did. Bosse: Did you send your presentation yet? Austin (on his phone): I just did. Bosse: That's WEIRD.

#3074

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March 12, 2011, 11:13 p.m.

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Bosse: This class broke the record for number of retakes. [calls out names, hands out tests] They must have no lives.

#3092

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March 16, 2011, 1:07 p.m.

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Bosse: I heard that on the way to work, you know the Katy Perry Fireworks song, that gets you going.

#3122

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March 21, 2011, 9:12 p.m.

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Rose: So then you negativize them...

#3123

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March 21, 2011, 9:32 p.m.

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Whitacre: You've got a question AGAIN? Jean: I was just wondering about Muhammed... Whitacre (reading Jean's paper): Muhammad was an Egyptian slave? Where on Earth did you get that idea? Jean: Oh, it said that in the book. Whitacre: Really? Show me! Oh wait, you can't! I mean, come on, you've got two Muslims sitting right there! Just ask them for the answer! Jean: But it do say- Whitacre: No it doesn't! Stop being stupid!

#3133

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March 23, 2011, 4:01 p.m.

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//In a powerpoint about Tsar Peter //Pictures of feet appear on the slide Mogge: What does this tell us about Peter? Student: He had a foot fetish? Mogge: No, that's Mogge...Okay, moving on!

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April 5, 2011, 8:21 p.m.

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Stein: It seems to me that there are two types of convergence, HHHNNRRURGH converging and weasel converging. This one converges... Student: LIKE A MAN! Stein: Yes, exactly.