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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:32 p.m.

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//When he visited Anal Chem, Peter Q. explained that he was accepted to Caltech but his parents are making him go to U Penn because it's closer Pham: Asian parent not want kid go college join gangster or thing like that.

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Sept. 3, 2010, 1:24 p.m.

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Mythili: I go by Mythili Hinkle: Mike...

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Sept. 7, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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Stein: Maneater. Its about people who mess around with man-eating sharks and are surprised when they get eaten.

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Pham: Every day you eat more carbon-14 in. The moment you die, you not put in food anymore.

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:24 p.m.

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Freeman: I want to enjoy our time together. I don't want to go home stressed and stab my cat with a fork or something. //later Freeman: I don't want to go home and sit with my cat popping bonbons.

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Sept. 21, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Stein: Don't rip up money and put it in; are you nuts?

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Sept. 24, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Bunday: I was still in elementary school singing patriotic songs and making up stories about the Japanese.

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Oct. 2, 2010, 10:48 p.m.

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// immediately after teaching the World-Famous Normal Curve Interpretive Dance Stein: That is The World-Famous... // Louis Wasserman spontaneously walks into the room (317) Stein: Do you remember? Wasserman: Oh, which is this? Stein: The World-Famous Normal Curve Interpretive Dance. Wasserman: Oh, heck yeah! Stein *to the class*: See, he graduated... Wasserman: ...three years ago. Stein: Three years ago, but it's still the highlight of his high school education. Wasserman: Absolutely!

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Oct. 3, 2010, 10:38 p.m.

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Stein: I don't like being stared at and I'm not good at math, so of course I become a math teacher.

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Oct. 6, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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//discussing in-text citations Stelzner: It's so easy, I can't believe you never learned this! //Stelzner writes an example on the board Students: No! No! That's wrong! That's not what they taught us! Stelzner: Really? Huh, maybe I've been doing it wrong forever. Student: But you're an English teacher! Stelzner: Dude, grammar is not my strong suit.