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Sept. 2, 2010, 10:37 a.m.

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Pham: Judge ask him where bank account, he say I cannot self-discriminate. Student: You mean self-incriminate? Pham: Yeah, self-discriminate. He say he only say there money if they drop all charge. Student: I don't think you're using the right prefix. Discrimination is different. Pham: He not self-discriminate!

#2047

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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:56 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you ever hear about a cat in a sitcom, it gets run over, killed, or put in a microwave.

#2049

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:25 p.m.

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Pham: If it's bad, it's good too. Unless you choose good bad!

#2054

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:32 p.m.

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//When he visited Anal Chem, Peter Q. explained that he was accepted to Caltech but his parents are making him go to U Penn because it's closer Pham: Asian parent not want kid go college join gangster or thing like that.

#2057

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Sept. 3, 2010, 1:24 p.m.

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Mythili: I go by Mythili Hinkle: Mike...

#2075

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Sept. 7, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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Stein: Maneater. Its about people who mess around with man-eating sharks and are surprised when they get eaten.

#2079

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Sept. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Pham: Every day you eat more carbon-14 in. The moment you die, you not put in food anymore.

#2130

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Sept. 17, 2010, 7:24 p.m.

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Freeman: I want to enjoy our time together. I don't want to go home stressed and stab my cat with a fork or something. //later Freeman: I don't want to go home and sit with my cat popping bonbons.

#2173

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Sept. 21, 2010, 8:43 p.m.

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Stein: Don't rip up money and put it in; are you nuts?

#2193

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Sept. 24, 2010, 4:43 p.m.

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Bunday: I was still in elementary school singing patriotic songs and making up stories about the Japanese.