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May 13, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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Burger: So it's the end of an era. Ms. Roberts: I know right?

#1931

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May 18, 2010, 1:06 p.m.

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// Coding Dr. Scheme Jeremy Neufeld: "I'm trying to increase my Mega-Fonzi level"

#1940

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May 19, 2010, 10:56 p.m.

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Giles: You'll notice [something]... Student: Hey! I didn't notice that! Giles: Well, I'm speeding up the noticing process

#1997

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June 10, 2010, 5:46 p.m.

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//Talking about how he hasn't related the two definitions of conic sections yet (cone model, two focus), the class is extremely tired. Rose: So, I come here, teach you a definition for conic sections...then my evil twin comes in here and teaches you a COMPLETELY NEW DEFINITION...Don't you have a problem with that?! Class: ...No.

#2000

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June 11, 2010, 1:55 p.m.

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Rose (talking about himself): I hate that guy. He's such an a-hole.

#2012

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June 23, 2010, 10:59 a.m.

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Rose: Extraneous solutions are not solutions. They're like former firemen. Is a former fireman a fireman? NO!

#2026

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Aug. 31, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Stein: You can be mean to each other, I don't care.

#2041

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Sept. 2, 2010, 10:37 a.m.

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Pham: Judge ask him where bank account, he say I cannot self-discriminate. Student: You mean self-incriminate? Pham: Yeah, self-discriminate. He say he only say there money if they drop all charge. Student: I don't think you're using the right prefix. Discrimination is different. Pham: He not self-discriminate!

#2047

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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:56 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you ever hear about a cat in a sitcom, it gets run over, killed, or put in a microwave.

#2049

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:25 p.m.

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Pham: If it's bad, it's good too. Unless you choose good bad!