#2361

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Oct. 14, 2010, 4:18 p.m.

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Grossman: Is it the DMV or the MVA? I don't care. I hate them.

#2414

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Oct. 25, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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Rory: Uh, wait, Ms. Piper... Piper: Yes, Michelle? Michelle: Uhh, what? Piper: Oh sorry Rory, I thought you were Michelle. Michelle:...Is my voice really that low?

#2428

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Oct. 28, 2010, 12:47 a.m.

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Pham: You are all crappy, you not special! You all the same thing! I say in ninth grade already! Andrea: Yeah, you told us in ninth grade that the magnet will ruin our lives again and again and again [...] and again and again.

#2462

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Nov. 2, 2010, 9:05 p.m.

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Theresa: Okay, math. Time to get crackin'! Theresa: ...NOT to be interpreted as "Theresa is on crack."

#2504

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Nov. 7, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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//offering a high-level survey of the biological sciences Pham: You eat food, absorb energy, cell grow, that's what it is.

#2542

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Nov. 16, 2010, 1:40 p.m.

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Rose: Ok, everybody get what we're doing? Class: No... Rose: Yeah, we're just doing math.

#2563

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Nov. 17, 2010, 6:34 p.m.

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Amir: I wonder what God's sperm would look like under a microscope

#2583

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Nov. 19, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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Teacher: Do you want to be a cheerleader? Student: Yeah... Teacher: I'd like to see you wearing the clothes first.

#2618

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Nov. 30, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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//students spot a typo on a test Pham: I make mistake when I type, okay? Student: Why don't you proofread? Pham: Proofread?!? (laughs) You must be kidding me!

#2718

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Dec. 22, 2010, 9:09 p.m.

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JHyun: So did you get a eleee...four on your WOOT test? Bob: Shut up, I got a five.