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Feb. 17, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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Scott L: There aren't any bugs, the code just doesn't work!

#1507

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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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//While making thermostats Student: Mr. Schafer, how come we can't use the aluminum foil? Schafer: Cuz I'm using it to make mine! It I let you guys use it, you already think it works, and would just throw a sheet down and say "Hey, I'm done!" and I'd just laugh at you.

#1546

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:11 a.m.

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Mr. Moose: Would you guys stop playing with each other and focus?!

#1552

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:58 a.m.

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Stein: Last year, I won a backgammon set. You know those gift shops in Chinatown? I think Moody's went there and bought like 200, because they were really cheap!

#1639

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March 11, 2010, 1:50 p.m.

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Gibi: You know, you could've just asked me to move. Khoa: Of course, but then the probability of you moving would be between 0 and 1. I couldn't risk it.

#1696

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March 20, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Rose: This is amazing. it is going to *blow* your mind! You've been dreaming about it since you were a little kid. Students: Yay! Rose: They're like monsters that chew up your sandwich for you. Log - go to work!

#1772

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April 11, 2010, 4 p.m.

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//Whitacre is interrupted by the annoying Infoflow announcement PA: Please tune your TVs to channel 19. Infoflow will begin in 30 seconds. Whitacre: Channel 19? That's the commie channel! Who cares about 19? You only get one channel -- state TV!

#1784

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April 15, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Mr. Bayz [sub]: I'm going to give you an oral exam. This oral exam will be unlike anything you've ever taken before!

#1842

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April 28, 2010, 11:37 p.m.

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Crystal: And so, they asked me if I wanted to try it, but I said no and went back inside. Alex: Hey, that sounds like my story...only I didn't say no... Jessell: Alex! Anyone else have a story? Samath: I have one. I took my dad's car out for a joyride and started racing someone on the freeway. -CLASS LAUGHING- Jessell: Does this story have a moral? Samath: Yes! So, I crashed it because he tried to cut me off when I was merging...at 90. I crashed into the median and called my dad. He took it it to the shop and a week later it was fixed. So I took it out again- Jessell: -But this time! Samath: -But this time I crashed it again- Jessell: Alex, you know what, let's hear your story...

#1865

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May 2, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Gilad: You know what would be cool? Mr. Schafer: Ice cream? Gilad: No. Schafer: NCAA Basketball on the big screen? Gilad: Yeah. Schafer: I have three issues with that: One, I don't think you can be quiet. Two, did I mention I don't think you can be quiet?