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⚐ Report//some AP questions concerning substitute/complimentary products involve food Hinkle: Remember, on the AP test, the answer is never 'I don't like it and I don't eat it.' So if the question is beef and hamburgers, don't bubble 'E. I don't eat them.'
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⚐ Report//Reading through an exemplary English essay: Anderson: "We don't have to read the rest of this, it's the same-old, same-old... She got an 'A' and probably had a happy life as an accountant."
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⚐ ReportNeel: Wait, am I seriously in a group with two second semester seniors? Lindsey: Well, three actually. Neel: Great. I'm [screwed].
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⚐ Report//Talking about Snowpocalypse Schafer: So I was up in Pennsylvania, and I called my neighbor and I'm like "We've got power up here!" And he's like "We don't here, the dog and I are cold." Student: Did he see the super bowl? Schafer: Well, he went to a friend's house. Sadly, the dog missed it.
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⚐ Report//A student has fallen asleep Whitacre: Wake up! Why are you asleep? Student: It's the first class of the day! Whitacre: Yeah, well it's my first class of the day too, and you don't see my head on the table! That comes at 2,3 in some bar!
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⚐ Report//While making thermostats Student: Mr. Schafer, how come we can't use the aluminum foil? Schafer: Cuz I'm using it to make mine! It I let you guys use it, you already think it works, and would just throw a sheet down and say "Hey, I'm done!" and I'd just laugh at you.