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Jan. 18, 2010, 2:20 p.m.

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Yordan: There is a Spanish saying, "Speak now or shut up forever."

#1351

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Jan. 18, 2010, 8:05 p.m.

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Moose: Where do the bananas we buy come from? Student: Safeway!

#1358

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Jan. 19, 2010, 5:10 p.m.

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//Joseph goes to It's Ac practice Schafer: Joseph Owen! What are you doing in here? Joseph: Uh, standing. Well, walking actually.

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Jan. 19, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Student: See Mr. Schafer in the corner? He'll teach you MathPhys if you have no life!

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:06 a.m.

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Smith: "Selling him up" is British slang. It means about the same as "selling him down the river" in modern American slang.

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Jan. 21, 2010, 11:58 a.m.

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Jacob: Why do you have kids call you Mr. Verrock? Verrock: Because when you do the first name thing, it makes them think I'm their buddy. And then they get all upset when I tell them, "This sucks." "But we're pals!" "You're still gonna fail."

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Jan. 21, 2010, 11:48 p.m.

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Mrs. Cannon: I forget what your other first name is. Shirley: Andrew. Mrs. Cannon: Right!

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Jan. 22, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//grace gets a chocolate fondue set from her secrete santa //a bunch of people go outside, two lindt chocolate balls are placed in bowl //cy places fondue set between his legs to block the wind so the fire doesn't go out grace: everyone crowd around him to cover him up! student 1: what is he doing? erik: cy! stop playing with your balls!

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Jan. 22, 2010, 10:24 p.m.

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Infoflow: "...If you see someone starting a wildfire..." Whitacre: I'm gonna start a fire where you work

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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//on the first day of sports stat Stein: Here's the dirty little secret: This class is about sports. [...] But the fact that it's about sports is almost irrelevant. We could teach the same class about agricultural statistics. [...] The fact that it's about sports is kinda incidental.