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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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//While skipping dozens of slides in his eigenvalue PowerPoint Pham: Actually, eigen and eigenvalue very interesting area to study.

#1160

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Dec. 14, 2009, 7:34 p.m.

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//Mr. Smith, who is subbing for Mr. Pham, is watching kids write Pham-isms on the board Smith: What's the name of this class? Jacob: Computational methods. Smith: This must be the best computational methods class there ever was!

#1207

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Dec. 17, 2009, 12:44 p.m.

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Whitacre: High school isn't life. Life begins in six months.

#1228

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Dec. 20, 2009, 1:54 p.m.

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Rose: This is more of the type of problem that would break the mind of a fifth-grader. SO! There are two options in solving this. Option #1.. Students: Panic.

#1229

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Dec. 20, 2009, 1:56 p.m.

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//talking about a quiz in the lab: Piper: So, who's next? *creepily smiles and stares at student #1* Student 1: GAH, don't look at me! Student 2: DON'T LOOK HER IN THE EYES!

#1232

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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CJ: Hey Nilay look! I got Indian bread for lunch. Nilay: That's pita bread. It ain't Indian bread 'till my mom makes it.

#1233

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:50 p.m.

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Conley: How do you think Lennie would be portrayed if there was a shadow over his face? Mario: Shady?

#1265

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Jan. 6, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel is wearing blue rubber shoes with puppies on them Student: OMG! Where did you get your shoes? Dr. Simel: Oh, off of German Ebay.

#1274

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Jan. 7, 2010, 3:41 p.m.

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//Students are debating the next day's snow prospects Ravilious: I already lost my lunch to Mr. Lee from speculating about snow, so I'm not going to make any more predictions. Student: You lost your lunch? Ravilious: I bet him that it wouldn't snow. Now I owe him a lunch.

#1287

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Jan. 10, 2010, 12:19 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: "Anyone can become an alcoholic if you work at it."