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Dec. 3, 2009, 2:28 p.m.

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Whitacre: Do you write for this Blair blog? Jacob: What, BlairBash? Whitacre: Is that www-dot-blairbash? Jacob: dot-org. Whitacre: I kept hearing my name, and I've noticed they're all things I've said when YOU were around.

#1028

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:23 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel, explaining how to find accented syllables. Simel: Ok, imagine you're drunk. Class: ... Simel: Well, not you, but someone over 21. So you're hot and drunk and slurring your words, and you go "COOooo-gen'" And that's how you find the accented syllable.

#1029

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel explaining integrated quotes... *Ms. Wilde leaves* Simel: So you integrate the quotes by...HIIII MS. WIIIIILDE!!! Class: o_o Simel: I didn't get to say hi to her today!

#1051

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Dec. 4, 2009, 5:01 p.m.

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Swaney: Oh, Jacob's not here. I can tell a story! *pause* Conway, put that pencil down!

#1061

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Dec. 5, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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Lauren: Ms. Gross, does your sister look like you? Gross: Nah, not really; we used to tell her she was adopted! Lauren: Wait, is she blond? Gross: No, she isn't. Lauren: Is she Asian? Black? Gross: Yes, Lauren, she's a blond Asian!

#1098

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Dec. 8, 2009, 5:19 p.m.

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//Ms. Manuel is talking about her friend getting attacked by a homeless person for offering her help Student: So she was punching your friend? Ms. Manuel: Yeah. Student: And you didn't do anything? Ms. Manuel: I wasn't there. I mean, otherwise, yeah, I would have decked that homeless person!

#1131

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:42 p.m.

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//Pham's cell phone rings in class Pham: I know who it is. *picks up* Hello? Speaking. What do you mean wrong address? Yes. Yes. No, I told them to hold it there! What the tracking number? I have tracking number. Let me compare. 1-3-4-6-1-9-8-5-0-2... Okay, I pick up at 9:30.

#1132

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Dec. 11, 2009, 2:43 p.m.

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//While skipping dozens of slides in his eigenvalue PowerPoint Pham: Actually, eigen and eigenvalue very interesting area to study.

#1160

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Dec. 14, 2009, 7:34 p.m.

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//Mr. Smith, who is subbing for Mr. Pham, is watching kids write Pham-isms on the board Smith: What's the name of this class? Jacob: Computational methods. Smith: This must be the best computational methods class there ever was!

#1207

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Dec. 17, 2009, 12:44 p.m.

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Whitacre: High school isn't life. Life begins in six months.