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Jan. 15, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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//on an MCPS computer Ryan: They blocked 4chan but not the other 4chan. Stephen: They blocked blogs... [long list] Ryan: Yes, they blocked 4chan the blog, but not 4chan the porn site. I don't know how Daniel knew this...

#1353

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Swaney: I just ran into a student of mine from last year in the SAC. He said, "Swaney, are you trying to go all Jesus on me?"

#1408

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:35 a.m.

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//to Allison Arai Stein: You don't have a Gmail? How were you raised?

#1426

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Jan. 29, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Ozzie (to David): Did you just ask what the difference is between video games and real life?

#1436

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:09 p.m.

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Hinkle: What's a substitute? It's a replacement. Like, instead of using a pen, I can substitute a pencil. Right now, I'm substituting this piece of crap [bangs on the overhead projector] for that piece of crap [points at Promethean board].

#1450

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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:35 p.m.

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Hinkle: I only have six days to cram a whole unit down your throat.

#1464

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Feb. 4, 2010, 11:48 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: There is no doubt whatsoever that what I am saying it theologically correct! I don't even know why we're still having this discussion!

#1475

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Feb. 5, 2010, 2:15 p.m.

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Stein: There are three types of limaçons: blobs, cardioids, and loop-de-loops. I hate blobs. I never assign them.

#1498

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Feb. 16, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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//Going over a Thermo Quiz Schafer: Guys, while I DID want you to compare scales, I wasn't looking for you to say which ones sucked or are useless. Even though we all agree it's Fahrenheit. Though, we do live in a country full of (quietly) idiots (out loud) people who use it.

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Feb. 19, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Stein: You don't need scholarships! Just write an iPhone application. All you need is something with balls bouncing and fart noises, and sell it for 99 cents.