#1436

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:09 p.m.

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Hinkle: What's a substitute? It's a replacement. Like, instead of using a pen, I can substitute a pencil. Right now, I'm substituting this piece of crap [bangs on the overhead projector] for that piece of crap [points at Promethean board].

#1450

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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:35 p.m.

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Hinkle: I only have six days to cram a whole unit down your throat.

#1464

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Feb. 4, 2010, 11:48 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: There is no doubt whatsoever that what I am saying it theologically correct! I don't even know why we're still having this discussion!

#1475

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Feb. 5, 2010, 2:15 p.m.

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Stein: There are three types of limaçons: blobs, cardioids, and loop-de-loops. I hate blobs. I never assign them.

#1498

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Feb. 16, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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//Going over a Thermo Quiz Schafer: Guys, while I DID want you to compare scales, I wasn't looking for you to say which ones sucked or are useless. Even though we all agree it's Fahrenheit. Though, we do live in a country full of (quietly) idiots (out loud) people who use it.

#1510

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Feb. 19, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Stein: You don't need scholarships! Just write an iPhone application. All you need is something with balls bouncing and fart noises, and sell it for 99 cents.

#1519

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Feb. 21, 2010, 2:13 p.m.

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Stein: Did you know there's a correlation between the length of your middle finger to your actual height? Student: Really? Stein: Go measure your middle finger! *student measures wrong* Stein: I ask you to do such a simple thing and you can't even do that? Student: .... Stein: Give me your middle finger! Straighten it out! You're not leaving until we get this right!

#1524

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Feb. 22, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Porac: You guys need to start playing harder. This is ridiculous. If you don't show me you want to win, I'm going back to bartending, better hours, better money, and better-looking [women].

#1556

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Feb. 26, 2010, 12:20 a.m.

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Andy Gilbert: It's like doing integrals only more sexy. Also more deadly.

#1571

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March 2, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Schafer: I rhyme all the time. (starts throwing out random rhymes)... Stop it, I mean it! anybody want a peanut? Okay, now seriously, stop.