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Feb. 21, 2010, 2:13 p.m.

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Stein: Did you know there's a correlation between the length of your middle finger to your actual height? Student: Really? Stein: Go measure your middle finger! *student measures wrong* Stein: I ask you to do such a simple thing and you can't even do that? Student: .... Stein: Give me your middle finger! Straighten it out! You're not leaving until we get this right!

#1524

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Feb. 22, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Porac: You guys need to start playing harder. This is ridiculous. If you don't show me you want to win, I'm going back to bartending, better hours, better money, and better-looking [women].

#1556

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Feb. 26, 2010, 12:20 a.m.

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Andy Gilbert: It's like doing integrals only more sexy. Also more deadly.

#1571

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March 2, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Schafer: I rhyme all the time. (starts throwing out random rhymes)... Stop it, I mean it! anybody want a peanut? Okay, now seriously, stop.

#1579

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March 2, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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//An article says that a teacher has 32 years of experience //Anderson is faulting said teacher's interpretation of the novel Anderson: Good god! 32 years of teaching Gatsby? Student: And teaching it wrong, too! Anderson: If I am still teaching in 32 years, you have permission to come by and put me out of my misery.

#1588

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March 3, 2010, 4:48 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: If I divide the class into, say, good dancers, bad dancers, very bad dancers, and Lev.

#1663

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March 15, 2010, 4:21 p.m.

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Mme Loomis: "Je vais le mettre sur le...sur le...tableau magique." Translation: I'm going to put it on the...on the...magic board.

#1702

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March 22, 2010, 4:28 p.m.

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Sammie: Avatar is just Pocahontas with 10 foot tall smurfs

#1741

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March 26, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Ian O.: "You could crack two eggs with one stone."

#1745

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April 6, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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//On the first day of second semester Moose: Who had Ravilious? (Hands go up) Who had Whitacre? (hands) Screw them they're gone!