#1223

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Dec. 19, 2009, 5:16 p.m.

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Mr. Punhong: Why you no understand the powerpoint? You having your time of month? Student: I'm a guy...

#1263

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Jan. 6, 2010, 8:57 a.m.

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//Jacob notices that the Macs have ActivStudio Mikey: Are there any Promethean boards on Macs? Jacob: No. Mikey: I guess they have a license for ActivStudio, and goddamn, they wanna use it!

#1282

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Jan. 7, 2010, 10:59 p.m.

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//before a unit test Student: I wonder why the desks are all close together Student 2: Whitacre prolly thought something like, "Hmm, the average class grade isn't good enough. We need to put the desks closer together!"

#1283

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Jan. 9, 2010, 10:13 a.m.

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Ms. Cannon: Women are evil (except the prostitutes)

#1293

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Jan. 11, 2010, 12:10 p.m.

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Pham (surfing the Web): Oh, there a Cobra radar detector, only 75 dollah.

#1295

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Jan. 11, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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Ravilious: Tests are being distributed. Keep them face down, please, because I'm going to time you. I will be strict about talking -- you can ask the three kids in fourth period who lost their quiz papers. From now on, any talking is cheating. Student: But they're face down. Ravilious: Tests are out, and I will consider it cheating if you talk. Student: But you can't cheat if they're face down. Ravilious: (sighes) I'm glad that my students are so deeply intellectual.

#1341

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Jan. 15, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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//on an MCPS computer Ryan: They blocked 4chan but not the other 4chan. Stephen: They blocked blogs... [long list] Ryan: Yes, they blocked 4chan the blog, but not 4chan the porn site. I don't know how Daniel knew this...

#1353

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Swaney: I just ran into a student of mine from last year in the SAC. He said, "Swaney, are you trying to go all Jesus on me?"

#1408

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Jan. 28, 2010, 7:35 a.m.

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//to Allison Arai Stein: You don't have a Gmail? How were you raised?

#1426

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Jan. 29, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Ozzie (to David): Did you just ask what the difference is between video games and real life?