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May 10, 2011, 9:07 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party: Teacher to Polina: You can also bring some Russian dessert. Nilay: Here's some... snow!

#3373

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May 17, 2011, 11:12 a.m.

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//Analysis 1B Tatyana, randomly: Mufasa, do you like your mom? Mufasa: Is this a trick question? Phillip: I do!

#3384

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May 19, 2011, 11:32 a.m.

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Stein: I can already feel the post-Puzzlepalooza depression setting in...

#3401

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May 21, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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Hafner: The rapture is going to occur in three hours, if anyone wanted to know. Briese: Does that mean that in places three hours ahead of us, the rapture has already occurred? Hafner. Yes. And Europe is six hours ahead of us, so the rapture has already occurred there. //soon Hafner (to Schafer): The rapture has already occurred in Europe. Schafer: Good.

#3411

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May 24, 2011, 10:45 p.m.

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//Mr Rose has written several assignments on the board for general reference; he wrote "go over" next to one with little space between the words Becky: What does "Goover" mean? (GOO-ver) Mr. Rose: Goover means go over of course. Everyone knows that. As in we need to goover the packet. [laughs]

#3412

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May 25, 2011, 10:38 a.m.

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Thomas: Christine O'Donnell isn't Asian. Richard: After I breed with her, she will be.

#3432

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June 1, 2011, 5:07 p.m.

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Rose: There's not much I have control over, but I do have control over the fact that we're gonna freakin' do number five! Student: It's number four, page five. Rose: Number four.  Whatever.

#3480

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Aug. 30, 2011, 6:59 p.m.

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Donaldson: If you're not an honest person, come talk to me after class.

#3560

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Sept. 15, 2011, 6:27 p.m.

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Zachary: Ms. Thomas, what movie are we watching? Thomas: Your face! Zachary: That's literally the sexiest movie ever!

#3568

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Sept. 18, 2011, 4:55 p.m.

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Cuadrado: If you scream in here, I'm not going to tell anyone. As long as you scream en español.