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April 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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// After cleaning and relocking the staff bathrooms, which are full of random junk. Taylor: Well, that was an interesting bathroom experience. Student: Yeah, I really enjoyed it too. Student: ...of all the things I could say to a teacher, I never thought I'd say that.

#3270

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April 28, 2011, 11:22 a.m.

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// during a Thermo test Schafer: Because we are in MC, our power is provided the wonderful...PEPCO! That means, in the event that the power goes out, which is very likely, you will be taking your test by candlelight! So don't think that you'll be off the hook for your test if the lights go out.

#3283

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April 29, 2011, 11:48 p.m.

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Rose: If you ever get your bike stolen in Amsterdam, you can just go to the red light district and buy it back from some junkie for $5.

#3301

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May 2, 2011, 7:41 p.m.

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//Devin cuts the top off of a soda can to make a bowl Jeremy: Wow the edges are pretty sharp. Its like a cookie cutter. Except it cuts humans.

#3302

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May 2, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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//Sally to class late from the Guys and Dolls teaser Roth: What are you? Sally: A stripper Roth: Now I'm going to see the show!

#3337

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May 10, 2011, 9:07 a.m.

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//Discussing a senior party: Teacher to Polina: You can also bring some Russian dessert. Nilay: Here's some... snow!

#3373

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May 17, 2011, 11:12 a.m.

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//Analysis 1B Tatyana, randomly: Mufasa, do you like your mom? Mufasa: Is this a trick question? Phillip: I do!

#3384

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May 19, 2011, 11:32 a.m.

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Stein: I can already feel the post-Puzzlepalooza depression setting in...

#3401

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May 21, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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Hafner: The rapture is going to occur in three hours, if anyone wanted to know. Briese: Does that mean that in places three hours ahead of us, the rapture has already occurred? Hafner. Yes. And Europe is six hours ahead of us, so the rapture has already occurred there. //soon Hafner (to Schafer): The rapture has already occurred in Europe. Schafer: Good.

#3411

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May 24, 2011, 10:45 p.m.

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//Mr Rose has written several assignments on the board for general reference; he wrote "go over" next to one with little space between the words Becky: What does "Goover" mean? (GOO-ver) Mr. Rose: Goover means go over of course. Everyone knows that. As in we need to goover the packet. [laughs]