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⚐ Report//in AP Lang, after suggesting the class watch a biography of Hemingway backwards so it would have a happy ending Horne (narrating): And then [Hemingway] became a very small transvestite.
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⚐ ReportMedley: Radiation is a cause for mutations, which is the problem the people in China are currently facing. Class: O_o
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⚐ Report//while touring NASA, tour buses are observed Pham: Bus do not parallel park! They just stick it in!
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Is this thing even turned on? Jack: I think so... Devin: Is the light supposed to be on? Kaluta: You idiots. Devin: But we thought it was on! Kaluta: Babuhbeebuhboo!
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⚐ Report// After cleaning and relocking the staff bathrooms, which are full of random junk. Taylor: Well, that was an interesting bathroom experience. Student: Yeah, I really enjoyed it too. Student: ...of all the things I could say to a teacher, I never thought I'd say that.
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⚐ Report// during a Thermo test Schafer: Because we are in MC, our power is provided the wonderful...PEPCO! That means, in the event that the power goes out, which is very likely, you will be taking your test by candlelight! So don't think that you'll be off the hook for your test if the lights go out.
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⚐ ReportRose: If you ever get your bike stolen in Amsterdam, you can just go to the red light district and buy it back from some junkie for $5.
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⚐ Report//Devin cuts the top off of a soda can to make a bowl Jeremy: Wow the edges are pretty sharp. Its like a cookie cutter. Except it cuts humans.
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⚐ Report//Sally to class late from the Guys and Dolls teaser Roth: What are you? Sally: A stripper Roth: Now I'm going to see the show!