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Oct. 6, 2011, 7:03 p.m.

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//Cross country team is carrying Hannah in a shopping cart Runner: Hannah is really light, so we should run really fast down the next hill. Hannah: NO, the fact that Hannah is light does not mean you should kill her.

#3658

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Oct. 11, 2011, 7:39 a.m.

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//Comp Meth is in 316, Genetics is in 318 //A bunch of Comp Meth kids walk into 318 and start hanging out, then Pham walks in Pham: Why you guys all come into here??? Oh I know, it cuz that class only have 3 girls...

#3661

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Oct. 11, 2011, 5:25 p.m.

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Stein: You can tell I'm thinking when there's steam coming out of my ears Saurav: You're not thinking, then.

#3718

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Oct. 28, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: You know, there are 10 times more bacteria cells in our body than human cells. Eva (absentmindedly): Yeah... Mr. Rose: ...DUDE! Like, dude, really?! Are you serious? I'm only ten percent human by cell! //later Mr. Rose: I found out about this last year and now every time I think about it I just start freaking out all over again.

#3754

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Nov. 5, 2011, 11:42 p.m.

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//Adrianne and group are presenting Ad Slogan project Adarsh: So, are you like, serving the frosties melted? Adrianne: No, no- Adarsh: What?! Then, you should be serving them with a spoon! Adrianne: Umm...no. Adarsh: This is unacceptable! I eat my frosties with a spoon! //class proceed to argue on how slogan for frosties should be interpreted for next 20 minutes

#3769

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Nov. 9, 2011, 5:39 p.m.

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//going over problems Rory: Wait, Mr. Rose, why is it like that? //Rose explains Rory: I still don't get it. Rose: So you kinda just don't like this problem... It's OK, we'll talk it out. I'll beat you into submission.

#3806

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Nov. 28, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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//Mr. Fowler writes the answer choices to the warmup The board reads:  A) 81  B) 90  C) 243  4) 270 Class: A, B, C, 4?!

#3941

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Feb. 8, 2012, 10 p.m.

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Bob: I'm a minimalist when it comes to writing ...And so is my grade.

#3944

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Feb. 9, 2012, 11:56 a.m.

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//Over the loud speaker in Foundations of Art Voice from above: Sorry to interrupt, is...uh...wait who was it again?   <to another person on the loud speaker>: HEY WHO WAS I CALLING FOR AGAIN? The other voice: You were calling someone? Voice from above: YEA. (Long pause) Oh can [Student] please come to the office. Sorry for the short interruption Teacher: She's absent. Voice from above: ...

#3947

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Feb. 9, 2012, 7:17 p.m.

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//Pham talking about Blair's loss to State College at Ocean Science Bowl. Stein walks in. Stein: How did you lose to State College? Pham: What? They're smart. Stein: No. They're from Pennsylvania. Pham: Which means they're smart. Stein: No. No. No....Up there, they do fracking to get natural gas. This puts stuff in their water that makes them, like, crazy....