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April 7, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//on the first day of fourth quarter Stein: I finished grades. All of you have an A or a B, which is good because they're the same thing. This class is graded on trend, so only your fourth quarter grade matters. [...] If you got an A, you wasted effort.

#1786

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April 15, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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Anderson: Don't forget to read to [chapter] 25 because there will be a quiz. I, however, have some bad news: I will not be here next class. *Offers a tissue box to everyone in the front row* [...] There will still be work assigned next class. This work may include the viewing of a video. Knowing me, however, it may not.

#1829

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April 27, 2010, 1:56 p.m.

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Anderson: We will now take this MCPS survey. Please take it seriously. I know that all the questions are not masterpieces of sociological inquiry. //later Brian G: Grammar is hurting my legs!

#1844

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April 29, 2010, 11:28 a.m.

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//practicing SRP presentation Contreras: My project will entail... //[Brian C.] offers crackers Contreras: ...yes, oh-my-god. Chocolate bunny crackers.

#1867

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May 2, 2010, 6:58 p.m.

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//Talking about getting people to gamble. Mr. Stein: Now, I've got other ways to get you to play. Here's one: free alcohol! Aaron Burger: Mr. Stein, why did you become a math teacher instead of a casino owner and drug lord?

#1885

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May 5, 2010, 11:15 p.m.

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*pham is talking about a kid from TJ at the science bowl and how he took 5 piece of cake when his teamates were there* Students: Was he fat? Pham: Yes yes, he was chubby, fat like that kid ova there. *pointing to william cai*

#1889

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May 6, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Hammond: So, who next year will be our local sysop mail expert? (Glares at Gibi) Gibi: Uh, okay, I'll be the mail expert next year. Alex C-G: Oh, and I can be the female expert! Hammond: Don't worry, Alex, no chance of that. Everyone: *headdesk*

#1894

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May 7, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Blitz: "If something dies in lava or magma, is to going to survive?"

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May 7, 2010, 9:33 p.m.

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//the class before the AP Whitacre: All right, if you look at my agenda: "Relax. What's the worst that could happen? An 'E' in the class, a '1' on the AP exam?" The Buddha once said "all life is sorrowful." Get used to it! //Proceeds to put on House

#1905

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May 10, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Any more homework question on chapter 7 before you take the test on it? Student: Mr. Pham, could you explain question #39 in the chapter 7 homework? Mr. Pham: THAT QUESTION? That topic on the test! How you know that much detail?! You must be cheating! I give other blocks same test, but I give this block different, harder test then. Your test on Wednesday.