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May 5, 2010, 11:15 p.m.

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*pham is talking about a kid from TJ at the science bowl and how he took 5 piece of cake when his teamates were there* Students: Was he fat? Pham: Yes yes, he was chubby, fat like that kid ova there. *pointing to william cai*

#1889

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May 6, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Hammond: So, who next year will be our local sysop mail expert? (Glares at Gibi) Gibi: Uh, okay, I'll be the mail expert next year. Alex C-G: Oh, and I can be the female expert! Hammond: Don't worry, Alex, no chance of that. Everyone: *headdesk*

#1894

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May 7, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Blitz: "If something dies in lava or magma, is to going to survive?"

#1897

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May 7, 2010, 9:33 p.m.

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//the class before the AP Whitacre: All right, if you look at my agenda: "Relax. What's the worst that could happen? An 'E' in the class, a '1' on the AP exam?" The Buddha once said "all life is sorrowful." Get used to it! //Proceeds to put on House

#1905

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May 10, 2010, 7:27 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: Any more homework question on chapter 7 before you take the test on it? Student: Mr. Pham, could you explain question #39 in the chapter 7 homework? Mr. Pham: THAT QUESTION? That topic on the test! How you know that much detail?! You must be cheating! I give other blocks same test, but I give this block different, harder test then. Your test on Wednesday.

#1908

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May 10, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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When asking Rose about the math hw on gmail, me: Hey Mr. Rose   I have a question 52*48*7*3*4/3!2! is that the # of full houses in 52 cards... William: is this a HW problem?  me: yeah  William: or do you have a gambling addiction?

#1925

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May 14, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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(Talking about and RnE Project) Polina: So if you attach two wooden poles here... Acon: Two poles is two strippers Chester: And if you have three poles, then... Polina: Oh my god

#1952

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May 25, 2010, 12:52 p.m.

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Gibi: Just cuz you're doing it with your feet doesn't make it less illegal!

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June 2, 2010, 7:47 p.m.

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//People are talking about humanities requirements (e.g. MIT HASS-D) and such Kamal: Mikey regards liberal arts as a pollutant. He has a personal exposure ceiling of 5 parts per hundred.

#1974

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June 2, 2010, 8:35 p.m.

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Anderson: I'm going to ask that if you know how this ends, you shut the eff up.