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Feb. 24, 2010, 10:36 p.m.

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// Talking about the Great Schism Ravilious: ...but the French wanted a French pope. So, as they say, there was a great disruption in the Force. Nilay (aside): Yeah... wait what?

#1551

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:33 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: I am not impressed with anything unless you can do it while you iron.

#1587

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March 3, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: We are now going to do what many of you like the least about English, some real serious hardcore BS-ing.

#1605

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March 7, 2010, 12:35 p.m.

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Mr. Bustillos: "A lot of my other films are more rough, so I'm not going to show you then." Adam: You mean like the one with the shot, and then it's like, BAM, Naked guy.

#1617

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March 9, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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//talking about logistic functions in the real world Mr.Rose: So, you take a girl bear and a boy bear who like each other very much.. (graph, graph, talk) ...And in the end, there'll be dead bears lying around everywhere!

#1618

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March 9, 2010, 5:31 p.m.

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//talking to the freshmen Hammond: So if dachshunds are hot dogs, corgis are the Polish kielbasa of dogs.

#1659

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March 15, 2010, 3:43 p.m.

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Whitacre: The question is, are going to try and have a reasonable relationship with China this time around? Nevin: NO! No relationship with China! They talk funny! Whitacre: Put on a plaid shirt and get a Southern accent and you could pass for one of my relatives.

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March 18, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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Pham: Approximately 60-70% of you failed. You all fail.

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March 23, 2010, 8:01 a.m.

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Stein (shouting): WE'RE NOT DONE YET! WHO SAID WE'RE DONE? DID NAPOLEON THROW IN THE TOWEL? *pauses* Oh, yes, he did.

#1742

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March 28, 2010, 2:56 p.m.

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//at crew Elliot: Holy shit, theres a HUGE boat headed our way! Contreras: wow, can we we weigh 'nuff and look? Elliot: Yea sure. All 4, weigh nuff! //Everyone turns around to look. //A little pleasure craft strolls by. Everyone: What?!