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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:02 p.m.

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//Mr. Anderson remarked that he is performing in a play over the weekend Student: What's the name of your play? Anderson: I am not here to prostitute myself!

#1454

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Feb. 4, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//Shirley and Ben are playing RPS-25 in the lab. Next to them, Jordan is reading a math paper containing integrals. Ben: Dynamite! Shirley: Man! No, sponge! Ben: Woman cleans with sponge! Jordan: Rock paper scissors is stupid. You can tell Mr. Stein that I said that. Shirley: Integrals are stupid. Jordan: No, they're awesome! You should go to their website!

#1457

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Feb. 4, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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//Whitacre just gave a quiz on a video about chocolate Whitacre: So the Mayan Goddess of chocolate was Cacao Woman. Many Students: Wait what? Seriously? Whitacre: Yeah seriously! If you missed that, you have no hope. Just give yourselves a big "0" on your report card now.

#1491

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Feb. 9, 2010, 6:28 p.m.

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Teacher in hallway: Gentlemen, please take your hats off! // students walk away without acknowledging Teacher: I said please! DON'T MAKE ME GET BUCK WILD!

#1530

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Feb. 23, 2010, 10:20 a.m.

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//talking about the media center staff David: Who's Ms. Lamphier? Shirley: Ms. Lamphier is the one who doesn't talk wike this.

#1542

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Feb. 24, 2010, 10:36 p.m.

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// Talking about the Great Schism Ravilious: ...but the French wanted a French pope. So, as they say, there was a great disruption in the Force. Nilay (aside): Yeah... wait what?

#1551

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Feb. 25, 2010, 8:33 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: I am not impressed with anything unless you can do it while you iron.

#1587

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March 3, 2010, 4:29 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: We are now going to do what many of you like the least about English, some real serious hardcore BS-ing.

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March 7, 2010, 12:35 p.m.

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Mr. Bustillos: "A lot of my other films are more rough, so I'm not going to show you then." Adam: You mean like the one with the shot, and then it's like, BAM, Naked guy.

#1617

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March 9, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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//talking about logistic functions in the real world Mr.Rose: So, you take a girl bear and a boy bear who like each other very much.. (graph, graph, talk) ...And in the end, there'll be dead bears lying around everywhere!