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Dec. 21, 2009, 1:10 a.m.

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Dr. Simel at the beginning of class: "Yeah you guys i kinda don't have a lesson plan really made for today, so look at my dogs..."

#1250

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Dec. 28, 2009, 9:59 p.m.

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//Part of an email over holiday break from Dr. Simel (after talking about 'climate disruption' and the blizzard)... "Now, I don't know 'bout no 'climate disruption', but I'm thinkin' that wearing our flannel p.j. inside-out on Friday night is the real cause of this "disruption". Again, I don't know....but I'm just saying......."

#1310

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Jan. 12, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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//talking about when the papacy was "moved" to france Whitacre: So the French king shows up, and he's like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" And the pope's just like "Uh, ugh, agh!" cuz he's having a heart attack! Then they moved to France, Italy said "No no, you're wrong!" and put up they're own pope. For a while, the two papacies were just like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Then that French guy died and things went back to normal. Boring ending, huh?

#1333

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:46 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra final exam Pham: In this class, it extremely to get an A. And it extremely to get an E, too. There only two grade in my gradebook, that the problem.

#1339

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Jan. 15, 2010, 9:04 a.m.

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Hinkle: Yesterday, I said something in my world history class about growing stuff -- next thing I know, six or seven kids are asking how I know that they're growing stuff in the backyard... oh, they live in Takoma Park! Darn.

#1357

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:46 p.m.

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//Dvorsky passes out Hershey's Kisses before a test Student 1: So can we go home and say, "my teacher gave me a kiss today"? //Later Dvorsky: Do you want AP review at lunch, after school... Student 2: I'll take dinner! Student 3 (holding up Kiss): Finish what you started!

#1367

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:03 a.m.

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//Joey walks into mathphys and is shocked to see 26 students Joey: Jesus Christ! Mikey: Yes, did you call?

#1376

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Jan. 20, 2010, 10:08 a.m.

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Whitacre: Steven telling anecdotes. That would be hell. *thinks* Actually, my version of hell is bowling.

#1381

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Jan. 21, 2010, 12:29 a.m.

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//Duval visits RD to talk about SRP Duval: Who has a mentor already? //nobody raises their hand at first, but then Contreras suddenly raises his Duval: I'm shocked. How does Captain Procrastinator have this done already?

#1421

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Jan. 29, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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[Previously people talking about SRP] Mikey: Wait, what about study hall? Student: Elephant. Mikey: What? Student: Elephant. ...[later] Other Student: What would elephants need study hall for anyways? Elephants never forget. [Pause] ...Probably huge orgies. Mikey: Yeah, we used to do that a lot too, until Mr. Schafer came and put a stop to it.